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Rubio is a simp.

I just mailed my blue ballot in.Even easier than a drop box.

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I think I'm in love with Val Demings. https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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Demings called him out: "What we know is that the senator supports no exceptions. He can make his mouth say anything today. He is good at that, by the way. What day is it and what is Marco Rubio saying?” https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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Botox.

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I truly hope Val Demings wins.

My one problem, however, is the two or three text messages begging for donations, I receive on my phone every day. I may be an Old, but I am tech savvy enough to know not to click on a text message link from an unknown party.

I am going on the assumption that the messages are coming from a (probably Russian) scammer, but If the messages are legit then I'm sorry for not donating to her campaign. However, the Demings people should know that it is dangerous for anyone to click on links in text messages, and anyone with any sense will just delete them.

BTW, I live in Maryland, so it seems strange to me that I am getting messages from a campaign in Florida.

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I know I am quite late to this, but I look askance at your last line.Somewhen ahile ago, idiots started using the phrase ''rock stars'' to mean anyone that did something special, even if it had nothing whatsoever about music, especially when it is pretty-boy actors with little talent.

I sincerely doubt that any REAL rock stars want to BE Val Demings even if they support her and her causes.

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And yet at the literal end of the road, Key West is probably the most liberal town in the whole state.If Bugs Bunny does get around to sawing off Florida, he needs to put the Keys somewhere safe.

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Don't give 'em ideas.

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Any cretin can create a bozoforsenate.com website, and make it look like the real thing.I use ActBlue for all donations.

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There are also dedicated ballot drop-boxes in some places.

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I get that but they are low-tech boxes like the ones the post office uses.

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One can only hope. And honestly if conservatives were honest about their politics they would want to vote for her, former police chief and all but we all know they don't actually care about law enforcement.

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He's on a strict jizz diet.

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This is happening because Grant and Sherman were prevented from finishing the job.

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We don't really do homophobic insults here, even if we don't like the people being insulted. The reason being is that it's still homophobic. Sort yourself out.

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Correct.

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