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There's a big diff between designing for someone, and leaving it on the rack at Bergdorf's for anyone with a functioning credit card.

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Transvaginal and transrectal, I hope.

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Your move, Florida.

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What is "strong meat" and why would the Boston Globe suggest such a thing would make for a good book?

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Maureen McDonnell will cunt punt a bitch if she doesn't get a nice dress for the inaugural!

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Jonnie Williams, Sr?

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doubt it. more likely they are entitled conservative brats. didn't some daughter's wedding figure into the grifting?

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speaking for the state of IL, i confess we are embarrassed. VA has thoroughly out-grifted anything we have recently (ever) offered.

we sincerely apologize and will strive to bring you the finest and most creative of corruption scandals in the near future.

in the mean time, we will enjoy the ride.

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this is fucking delicious btw.

if hollywood wrote this couple, the screenplay would be roundly rejected as a delirious liberal cliche.

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You asked for it.... <a href="http://a.abcnews.com/images..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ht_1974_Maur...">http://a.abcnews.com/images...

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You know...I bet Imelda Marcos really did hiss. Ferdinand would make a comment about shoes or something and she would just lay into him like a pit viper.

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Y'all write "Grifter" like it's a bad thing!

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Isn't that kind of the reverse of what they did to the Duck Douchebags?

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True evil never dies.

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It sounds like the thing to help, if you had an irrational fear of swans.

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate that there are others whose grifts - gifts! gifts! - McDonald also accepted. I think a probe might be indicated.

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