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There's a big diff between designing for someone, and leaving it on the rack at Bergdorf's for anyone with a functioning credit card.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Transvaginal and transrectal, I hope.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Your move, Florida.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What is "strong meat" and why would the Boston Globe suggest such a thing would make for a good book?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Maureen McDonnell will cunt punt a bitch if she doesn't get a nice dress for the inaugural!

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Jonnie Williams, Sr?

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fuflans's avatar

doubt it. more likely they are entitled conservative brats. didn't some daughter's wedding figure into the grifting?

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fuflans's avatar

speaking for the state of IL, i confess we are embarrassed. VA has thoroughly out-grifted anything we have recently (ever) offered.

we sincerely apologize and will strive to bring you the finest and most creative of corruption scandals in the near future.

in the mean time, we will enjoy the ride.

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fuflans's avatar

this is fucking delicious btw.

if hollywood wrote this couple, the screenplay would be roundly rejected as a delirious liberal cliche.

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jqheywood's avatar

You asked for it.... <a href="http://a.abcnews.com/images..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ht_1974_Maur...">http://a.abcnews.com/images...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You know...I bet Imelda Marcos really did hiss. Ferdinand would make a comment about shoes or something and she would just lay into him like a pit viper.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Y'all write "Grifter" like it's a bad thing!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Isn't that kind of the reverse of what they did to the Duck Douchebags?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

True evil never dies.

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Jared James's avatar

It sounds like the thing to help, if you had an irrational fear of swans.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate that there are others whose grifts - gifts! gifts! - McDonald also accepted. I think a probe might be indicated.

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