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See, all this time I was pronouncing it “dumbassweasel.” Boy, do I have egg on my face.

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My name's Vivek

and I'm a tech-bro rake

hittin on a lass

like it's an Irish wake

I got 5 points

in a national poll

but I'm coming for your cash

and you're gonna get rolled

Cause this rhymin' man's

not a traditional pol

This is a dine and dash

I'm gonna smoke your bowl

But running this country's

not why my hat's in the ring

Gonna pump and dump your ass

Like a Big Pharma thing

Don't wanna be no wonk

And policy's a drag

Don't give a fuck about class

Runnin' cons is my bag

So light up a blunt

And pass me the chips

I'm done with this mass

Got better use for my lips.

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