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H0mer0's avatar

isn't that what being a lawyer is about?

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H0mer0's avatar

[I guess she wasn't "well preserved."]

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bupkus231's avatar

"Israel firster"?? Hey, maybe that's why Rump is floating Lieberman's name now - in an ( as usual ) worthless attempt to "make up" to the rightwingnutjob Israeli gov't for burning their intelligence assets.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Good. Most metro police chiefs will see him as nothing more than a political hack, a lousy commander, but will see how much DHS money they can get from the Milwaukee Barney Fife. The nice thing: he gives up his uniform, all of his flair, and his current command.

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fuflans's avatar

Just for the love of god not today.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Yikes! I feel for the guys who get that particular affliction.

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

That's also one of the points they bring up. Even if they aren't bombs, they're fire risks. Airlines are adding fire containment bags to handle laptops, which'll do a fuckton of good if they don't know about it.

Y'know, now I think about it - who needs to actually put a bomb in? Just increase the odds that a laptop will catch fire in the cargo hold, then take credit for the inevitable crash.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Tape -- that's why I hate a motherfucker who can't talk in code. They will get you busted. Most people don't have to be taught how to do it. They learn it by high school.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Yep, Ex-H#1 was from Selma, AL which is in Lowndes County.Famous picture of John Lewis getting his head fractured by a state cop.http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnne...

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whitroth's avatar

Sounds more generic eastern humor. My father had one, about a Jew forced to convert. Priest walking around on a Friday sees chicken on his table, and comes in and asks. The "convert" tells him that he did the same as the priest did: sprinkled water on the chicken, and said, "chicken, you're no longer a chicken, you're a fish."

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Better than a Samsung Galaxy 3.

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Logic of Color's avatar

What president gives a speech then has his peeps go out and brag about it? We're surrounded by Assholes!

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H0mer0's avatar

Tiger, X-nay on the ode cay...

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H0mer0's avatar

[and antisemitism]

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Tallmutha's avatar

Does he even have any idea that talking like that is incredibly unbecoming in an adult even in private conversation, much less on formal public occasions?

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

To be delivered in Saudi Arabia. Will they make it out alive? Enquiring minds want to know.

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