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Holy mother of Murgatroyd, that is AWFUL.

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Roses are redViolets are blueHere's a new verseFrom Shit Fling Poo.

Easy Peasy.

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I know that joke.

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Donnie probably thinks he has the biggest inaugural balls of them all.

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Yes, definitely. You have Google for a reason.

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A guy named Rosenberg didn't see much help on the Daily Stormer? Really?

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Is he doing this to get back at Scotland? Like he did with LL Bean, for snubbing one of his weird toadies? Because the last thing Scotland wants is for anyone to associate Trump with them.

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Is it too late to wish for the earth to destoryed to make room for a bypass?

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Howzbout a Golden Stream?

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Hmm, shows you how long ago I read it.

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it always sounds better in 'merican.

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Another classic:

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday,for a hamburger today.

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GENIUS!!!!!! You, sir, have a very nice Longfellow! (Wait, that didn't come out right...)

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they will need a lot more stone pillars to tie people to.

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This part is disturbing,Whilst hapless old harridans flapping their traps Teach women to look and behave like us chaps, The Domhnall defends the defenseless forlorn; For, a woman’s first right is the right to be born. Now the bonnie young lassies that fly to the crowd Have a champion in Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

I don't know what a harridan is but I think I might be one.

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In Scotland, in Aberdeen, Trump built a wall,The neighbors, such whiners, will pay for it all.They wanted their view unobstructed you see,So up goes the wall, that’ll learn ‘em, says he.They’ll sell me their land, such losers, so weak.I’m Domnhall, I’ll grab it, they’ll let me, next week.

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