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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Holy mother of Murgatroyd, that is AWFUL.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Roses are redViolets are blueHere's a new verseFrom Shit Fling Poo.

Easy Peasy.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

I know that joke.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Donnie probably thinks he has the biggest inaugural balls of them all.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Yes, definitely. You have Google for a reason.

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Robert James Nugent's avatar

A guy named Rosenberg didn't see much help on the Daily Stormer? Really?

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HazooToo's avatar

Is he doing this to get back at Scotland? Like he did with LL Bean, for snubbing one of his weird toadies? Because the last thing Scotland wants is for anyone to associate Trump with them.

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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

Is it too late to wish for the earth to destoryed to make room for a bypass?

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Doug Langley's avatar

Howzbout a Golden Stream?

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Doug Langley's avatar

Hmm, shows you how long ago I read it.

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fuflans's avatar

it always sounds better in 'merican.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Another classic:

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday,for a hamburger today.

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Ray RedSpider's avatar

GENIUS!!!!!! You, sir, have a very nice Longfellow! (Wait, that didn't come out right...)

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handyhippie65's avatar

they will need a lot more stone pillars to tie people to.

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gingerland62's avatar

This part is disturbing,Whilst hapless old harridans flapping their traps Teach women to look and behave like us chaps, The Domhnall defends the defenseless forlorn; For, a woman’s first right is the right to be born. Now the bonnie young lassies that fly to the crowd Have a champion in Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

I don't know what a harridan is but I think I might be one.

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Ellen_D's avatar

In Scotland, in Aberdeen, Trump built a wall,The neighbors, such whiners, will pay for it all.They wanted their view unobstructed you see,So up goes the wall, that’ll learn ‘em, says he.They’ll sell me their land, such losers, so weak.I’m Domnhall, I’ll grab it, they’ll let me, next week.

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