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Great news!

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Ta, Evan.

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You would think with Li'l Giuliani, the jokes would write themselves. But, Wow, Evan brought his A-Game to the funny.

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Word problems are the best math problems. Goofy Yellow Lab > Squirrel!!!

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On the flip side, Ghouliani family gatherings are devoid of the stress of "she's hot, I want to fuck her, but what if we're related?".

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"I think if you just look at the numbers, I think you'll see that we perform better in blue states whenever there's a primary."

LOOK AT ZERO!

Also, too, isn't there only one state? Because "governor"?

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Not sure why there should be clean toilets for the Drumpfsters.

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Uh, little Andrew? They're called "counties."

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With a few years of work and study, he might manage that!

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I suspect that most people don't see a source of pride in being "a politician out of the womb."

Obviously we want our politicians to be much more skilled and effective than their opponents, but it is not normally a noble profession.

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Infinity times zero is zero - therefore, zero divided by zero is infinity... so Baby Rudy got infinity votes!

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Why, because Ivana did Gary in a sleazy motel on the Jersey Turnpike to conceive Eric? I'd be jealous.

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You can't lose 'em all.

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As long as the thought was uffish, sweet.

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