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bobbert's avatar

Well, I was no better off with ACORNGHAZI!!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Odd coincidence" that the same day Hillary tweets about "future plans: TBD," some weirdo "quotation-marks" saturated "State Department allegations" should "Scheisse-porn" all over CNN.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"The detail followed the ambassador and saw the ambassador once go to a park that's known for illegal activity, the source told CNN. The detail said they never witnessed the ambassador engage in any sexual activity, the source said."

This needs to be overlaid on a map, just like the AIDS Infected Rapist ad.

Your Ambassador (arrow points to location) Park known For ILLEGAL ACTIVITY (arrow points to location startlingly close to first arrow)

Nearest Ambassador's Security Detail (way across map)

BENGHAAAZIIII (arrows pointing everywhere)

Vienna Woods's avatar

I remember being confined to a recliner recovering from bunion surgery when the Starr Report was released; I hobbled over to my computer to log on to... what the hell site would it have been in 1998? to see what all the fuss was about. Oh I probably had to endure <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=gsNaR6FRuO0" target="_blank">this</a>, also, too.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And yet, they didn't succeed with the clowns in 08 and 12- maybe there's hope.

Vienna Woods's avatar

OT, but here in Canada we have a Conservative MP who claimed $2.63 for a cupcake as part of her election expenses- which she bought 3 weeks after the election was over.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Any true Canadian will tell you that <a href="http:\/\/www.pennylicious.com\/images\/2006-09\/canadian-tire-money.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> is the real money.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'll say this for the old girl...if that picture is any indication she has one hell of a rack.

fuflans's avatar

you know i was JUST going to post something similar. i was going to say that they have nothing. no strategy, no ideas, no answers. so they throw whatever shit they can lay their hands at us and meh.

but you're right: this is their tactic for '12-'16. and it's likely to be effective on some level.

ok i have to go look at fashion as this depresses the shit out of me.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wait until you see the shipping charges

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It will involve either the Oval Office carpet or the presidential slippers

bobbert's avatar

Okay, who had this one in the "Next Scandalette" pool?

PubOption's avatar

CBS news tonight reported this, followed by a sort of non-sequitur with a former ambassador to Belgium saying that he only walked through nice parks while he was in Brussels.

PubOption's avatar

She didn't get the Wonkette kitten with a whip costume quite right.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think The Wonket should buy you your own cropduster, for such occasions.