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My Irish Grandma loved Bruno Sammartino.

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Two years of junior high. It'll bring back good memories that'll sweep them into office.

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They got to get every lobster they can out of that water. The snow crabs are already history.

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Right now, shellfish seem to be our canaries in the coal mine. Snow crab are down for the count this season, and crabbers are probably delusional if they think they'll come back next year.

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I don't mind painting with a broad brush.

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and their big hit "Wear an Orange Jumpsuit 'Round the Prison Yard."

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You crack me up.

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Actually, his denying that he told her to lie shows a level of competence not demonstrated by other Trump lawyers!

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Yeah, liars are generally hated in all trades. He could try marketing, they don't care about lies in that branch.

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“When the witness raised concerns with her lawyer about that approach,” according to the summary, the lawyer said, “They don’t know what you know, [witness]. They don’t know that you can recall some of these things. So you saying ‘I don’t recall’ is an entirely acceptable response to this.”

"They won't know you're lying so you can lie!"

"Okay but, like, what if they find out I'm lying?"

"Oh, well, then you would be in trouble."

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I think Trump ethics lawyer is about as good a job description as mine: Business Solutions Analyst. I haven't analyzed a business solution in years, and the last business case I saw was 8 years and two functions ago, when I wrote it before it got ignored by management.

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How could that man sleep at night???

On a pile of banana peels.

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The only truth Donnie has ever told is, "If she wasn't my daughter, I'd date her."

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"I don't recall ever feeling the slightest shred of sympathy for her."

Counterargument: Her subhuman excuse for a father has been pawing her since she was a toddler. Given what we know of his behavior with other women and children, it's not beyond the bounds of possibility that he molested or r*ped her. And that was the only "normal" she knew growing up.There was not a chance in hell that she would not become a deeply disturbed person.

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"I should have concurred."https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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