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Vecchiojohn's avatar

You've never heard of clam-banging?

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Vecchiojohn's avatar

He was just jealous over John.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

If it is all about the flowers, I have an idea, Close your business and only do flowers for free for your friends. You can pick friends. You can't pick clients based of their sexuality, that's break the law. Now, if you want to make money, tough luck, and make flower arrangements for any couple.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

You jest, but she has a sincerely held disbelief that existing law is relevant to her.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

News flash, maroon!!! (Baronella Deville) It is not oppression to remove your ability to oppress.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Only if she crows a cock three times.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

It's a subsidiary of the Christian People's Front.

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Caligirl2014's avatar

I don't know if calling people colors is going to help anything.

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Guys speaking of anti gay bigots, have any of you heard about this?

The AFA's 'Anti-Christian Bigotry Map' is the most unintentionally hilarious thing you'll see todayhttp://www.goodasyou.org/go...

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tinker12's avatar

The fact is that the Bible wouldn't hold up in any court as evidence of anything.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Yeah. I was thinking of using "Dusty Salmon".

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Baronella? Isn't that name the exclusive property of Baronella Pegger von Noonanslosh?

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

She's a modern day Cliven Bundy.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I want to tell you one more thing I know about the nasturtium.

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Wonkaholic's avatar

Splitters!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This why I have covered my car in foam rubber. Maybe I should cover my wife too?Either way, glad she's up and around again. *Hugs*

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