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NORMAN COORDINATE! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Hope AOC enjoyed 'so you are opposed to rigorous fact checkinnnggg' as much as I did.

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We could carpool!

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Watching him wince from the fire they were lighting under his ass was deeply satisfying.

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Fart Libelzzzz! I believe it was one of our Founding Fathers, Benjamin Franklin, who said, "Fart Proudly."

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That's really, really good.

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Katie Porter is a BOSS!! She can fry Zuck just like she did Moochin and Jamie Dimon.

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Yeah, what's that about? It's as though a stylist looks at his head -- stares into space for 5 minutes -- turns to him and says, "Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm afraid that is already as good as it is ever going to be."

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Woman has a rapier-like mind. I love it. And AOC is right there too. Reading some of the mouthbreathing attacks on her from the Flying Monkey Brigade, I think, "You don't want to meet her in a dark alley, sparky. Nor in a court of law, nor in a House inquiry."

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She's not into prisoner taking.

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These are all the reasons (and Russia fuckery) I left FB last month. It's not as necessary to my life as they want me to believe it is. FB is actively assisting in voter suppression, which is so deeply racist as a policy, and abhorrent to me as a Black person.

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I'm still on FB for exactly one reason: because when Mom wants printed photos of my babby nephews, she asks me.

But it's probably picked up by osmosis that I post here.

So why the fuck did I find my "things influencing what ads you get" full of Republican fuckweasels? I had *Hannity*, for heaven's sake.

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My personal theory, which is mine, is that the greatest hair stylists in the world have been summoned to his presence to suggest improvements to his coif, and that, after staring at his head for several minutes of appalled silence, followed by frantic whispered conversation, they say, "We think you've already achieved it, sir! There is nothing that could make you look better than you already do." That is my theory, it is mine and belongs to me, and I own it and what it is, too.

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Yow know what's completely infuriating?

I stay on there and on Twitter (was just on both today) because they are LOW COST ORGANIZING TOOLS for communities that don't have the kinds of resources that are required like, say, the $800K necessarily for Julián Castro to stay in the (D) POTUS campaign.

https://twitter.com/AnandWr...

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Which makes MrsSippi's comment all the snarkier.

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Interesting that his ability to answer yes/no questions was absent. Are those words missing from his vocabulary?That would explain a LOT.

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