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Matt, I pray your liver is still mighty.

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Oh, NPR you so rarely disappoint in disappointing me. Who do you think they had on to informate the listeners on the Romney McDaniel NBC debacle? Wait for...wait for it. Jonah fucking Goldberg. Great job NPR! I know that was the fucking person I wanted to hear from on this matter.

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Thank you for all your kind comments. I too hope Biden settles this - somehow - before Election Day.

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I am having an odd problem here this morning. I can see all the original comments, but none of the replies. Instead I get, "continue thread", but when I click it nothing happens. This is on my laptop using Firefox. On my phone everything is normal. Oh, and when I typed this on the laptop, I realized I also can't post a comment. There's no post button. Weird.

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It's an Easter miracle! I thought Geraldo was gone for sure....

He's been missing for 10 days. Yesterday morning there he was

at brekkies....looks like he got into a hell of a fight

https://substack.com/profile/155624400-chicken-ate-my-ballot/note/c-52806457?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knkk0

[Mr G prefight....someone is gonna be in the MASH unit for a week or so]

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Fucktoilet posted a video of OHJ tied up in the back of a pick em' truck, festooned with the usual "Blue Lives Matter" and "patriotic" horseshit. Yes, he should be locked up, but so should the asshole who owns that truck.

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Trump's video of a truck tailgate with a decal of POTUS tied up.

Disgusting and on-brand for that pile of shit-caked mcdonald's wrappers. Obviously, anyone supporting trump should (a) be ashamed and (b) speak with a doctor. Or don't speak with a doctor and move to Russia and stay there.

However, reading the headlines, I was expecting a much more obvious depiction than a video of two truck-nutz bro-dozers taken from a moving vehicle, in overcast and rainy conditions. The clip that I first viewed--taken from Trump's Taint Scrotal--was dark and grainy, and I have since viewed higher-resolution videos. I can clearly see Biden on the higher-res videos. But either way, I wouldn't have been able to desern what the fuck exactly was going on in that decal, without seeing the enlarged still photos.

And that's the point: PAB can create just enough separatation between what is literally communicated and is true intent to maintian a veneer of deniability. We all know his true intent (we ain't dumb). His mouth-foaming adherents definetely know his true intent (they are homociadal, though). The media knows his true intent, but will take the easy way out EVERY TIME and not report what is clearly and conviningly Trump's goal: torture and death to his opponents.

Just gotta keep voting.

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Thesaurus posted a link below to a Cletus safari the Atlantic did in Ohio. They were questioning Trump's supporters if it bothered them that Trump mocked Biden's stutter. Apparently, The Atlantic is unfamiliar with Trump supporters. I'll never forget that Republican gathering (CPAC?) where someone asked "do you want people without insurance to die"? and they all started clapping. They are truly scum of the earth.

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Literally 30 days until due date. :-)

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The Republican Party 2024: Buy a bible, fund a rapist.

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𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗶 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝘅𝗲𝘀

https://missouriindependent.com/briefs/missouri-house-again-votes-to-cut-corporate-income-taxes/

"The Missouri House sent a bill repealing the corporate income tax to the Senate on a party-line vote Wednesday, with Republicans saying it will boost economic growth and Democrats calling it a business giveaway. The bill sponsored by state Rep. Travis Smith of Dora would cut the tax rate, currently 4%, to 3% on Jan. 1 and make another one percentage point cut each year until the tax is eliminated in 2028."

“When you reduce the corporate income tax you are helping workers more than anything else because the corporation is not going to be paying those taxes,” Smith said. “They’re putting it back in improving their facilities and paying wages.”

Oh, yeah, sure, they'll spend the extra money on wages instead of executive bonuses and shareholder dividends. Happens every day.

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I'm getting my new adjustable bed today. I bought it at Mattress Firm. I wanted a full size but the mattress wouldn't be available for nearly three weeks. So the guy gave me a queen size for the same price as the full size plus the friends and family discount plus another hundred dollars off.

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Well, this happened.

Trump posts video that shows image of Biden tied up in the back of a truck

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/30/politics/trump-posts-video-that-shows-image-of-biden-tied-up-in-the-back-of-a-truck/index.html

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Jesus Christ but some people are just idiots.

𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴'𝘀 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹, 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱, 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀

"The study described the current city hall as "outdated" and "undersized," saying it does not meet current building codes or the accessibility requirements of the Americans with Disabilities Act. "It just shocked me to no end. I thought we were ADA-compliant. I didn't think we had any issues," said Mayor Donald Licklider."

"Ward 3 Alderman Gerry Baker questioned whether the building needed to be complaint with federally regulated ADA. He also questioned whether the entire building needed to be ADA complaint, or just the building's lobby, bathroom and meeting rooms."

Listen, Mr. Alderman Baker Moron, people don't go to City Hall just to sit in the lobby or use the bathrooms. They go there because they have business with the City Clerk, Treasurer, Planner, HR department, or Police. They can't do that sitting in the fucking lobby or the fucking bathroom.

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[WV] Governor Justice signs bill allowing limited at-home distilling [https://www.wboy.com/only-on-wboy-com/brews-news/governor-justice-signs-bill-allowing-limited-at-home-distilling/]

Moonshine! Revenue'ers! Jugs labeled "XXX"!

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