Finally got done with my tiny “I am too making progress!” work on our renovation.
I didn’t take a lot of kitteh photos this past week, but did capture Bagheera contemplating when to inform me that it is indeed a trap, Olivia telling me she hasn’t been fed in forever, plus a bonus from more than a week ago, because I can’t remember if I already posted Bagheera drinking from the sink, which he insists on doing regularly.
Big doings in the Mini-Apple tonight. Stephanie Miller's "Sexy Liberal Save The World" tour is in town, and they're doing a show tonight! Featuring Stephanie Miller! Hal Sparks! John Fugelsang! Frances Collier and Angela Shelton, known collectively as Frangela! And maybe some special guests. It's gonna be LIT! I have tickets AND backstage passes for the post-show meet'n'grope. Pics and summary to follow.
Trump attorney who became a crucial witness against him has departed legal team
Evan Corcoran, an attorney for Donald Trump who became a critical witness in the classified documents case against the former president, no longer represents him, CNN has learned.
The entire "event" was staged days in advance. But you won't be seeing any of *that* reported in the beltway media; they are committed to the destruction of democracy in this country.
Ciaobella Jr has seating auditions today for his youth orchestra. One of the pieces he’ll have to play is this fiendishly difficult excerpt from Mahler’s Fifth Symphony:
The NHL has finally put the Arizona Coyotes out of their misery - the team has been sold and will be moved to Salt Lake City. Apparently they felt the team’s arena “plan” of hoping to win a land auction was a bit lacking in details. Which was their Plan C while they continued to rent space from Arizona State University to play in a 5,000 seat bandbox.
If, like me, you could never get into Harry Potter, and also you are in Veg Mode, this his a hilarious Pitch Meeting about all the movies and tells you everything you (don't really) need to know:
In the cocktail directions, you neglected to include the lime juice.
Sounds fab. Will try!
Finally got done with my tiny “I am too making progress!” work on our renovation.
I didn’t take a lot of kitteh photos this past week, but did capture Bagheera contemplating when to inform me that it is indeed a trap, Olivia telling me she hasn’t been fed in forever, plus a bonus from more than a week ago, because I can’t remember if I already posted Bagheera drinking from the sink, which he insists on doing regularly.
https://substack.com/profile/155617549-bradthebot/note/c-53840466
Goddamn Fernando Pessoa and his advice.
From Threads:
"I have just found out people are referring to the Cyber Truck as a wankpanzer and it’s made my whole entire week."
https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom/post/C5qfr7Ir5qd
Good Lord, Russian tanks are more stylish.
Big doings in the Mini-Apple tonight. Stephanie Miller's "Sexy Liberal Save The World" tour is in town, and they're doing a show tonight! Featuring Stephanie Miller! Hal Sparks! John Fugelsang! Frances Collier and Angela Shelton, known collectively as Frangela! And maybe some special guests. It's gonna be LIT! I have tickets AND backstage passes for the post-show meet'n'grope. Pics and summary to follow.
[radiates an envious shade of green]
oh, and this happened...
Trump attorney who became a crucial witness against him has departed legal team
Evan Corcoran, an attorney for Donald Trump who became a critical witness in the classified documents case against the former president, no longer represents him, CNN has learned.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/11/politics/evan-corcoran-trump-legal/index.html
Yep. Attorney-client privilege goes out the window when crimes or criminal conspiracies are in the mix. And Corcoran is a material witness.
one of the, if not THE, most materielest.
the lady Trump hugged at Jesus Chicken was a plant. she's the head honcho at Blaxit (formerly run by Candace Owens. go figure.)
The entire "event" was staged days in advance. But you won't be seeing any of *that* reported in the beltway media; they are committed to the destruction of democracy in this country.
oh, of course. it's all carefully choreographed lest Dear Leader's feeling may get hurt.
Of course she is. No self-respecting Black woman would ever hug that asshole without getting paid.
Hopefully a lot....in advance.
seriously.
For real? I was wondering.
Meidas Touch has the deets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huua3f28zlE
But of course she was.
Do you really believe that awkward hug would've occurred any other way?
Many people are saying that they have to drug the flags he hugs so they don't constrict around him in self defense.
the only real question was for which shady operation she works.
BLEXIT. It's controlled by Charlie Kirk.
thank you! yeah, that's another detail that just makes it even more stupid.
Free shoulder massage and acupuncture
https://substack.com/@treehuggerxxxtreme/note/c-53838054?r=2lgfz3&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
"Free". Ain't nothing free about teh kittehs!
Oh, did I wake you? Sorry... and perhaps you should consider the cat food bowl. I can see the bottom.,
I was expecting this:
https://substack.com/profile/155617549-bradthebot/note/c-53839294
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Ciaobella Jr has seating auditions today for his youth orchestra. One of the pieces he’ll have to play is this fiendishly difficult excerpt from Mahler’s Fifth Symphony:
https://youtu.be/QloUqsGKzmU?feature=shared
Limber up, go zen.
I'm sure he will do better than I could.
Good luck!
Take that, Jimmy Page!
Good holy cow!
** WONKETTCHELLA MUSIC & CLAM FESTIVAL **
ALL WEEKEND LONG!
MAIN STAGE With M/C Holiday Viagra
The Butterscotches
Bohemian Bitters
Banjo Penicillin
The Absorbing Whores
Thunder Bay Crime Ring
The Dick Staplers
Woke Death
SECOND STAGE
Adderall-Inspired Health Crisis
Schlapp & Pummel
Aesthetic Injury
Dildo Mold
Upscale Tuna
IN A TENT OVER THERE BY THE PORTA-POTTIES
Nucular Fentinol
Smelvis's Butt Stank
100 Burning Sex Dolls
Hitler-Shaped Dildo Wang
Did "The Bad Clam Experience" bow out?
Due to some odious behavior, they were canned.
Remember, for some of them you have to wear a mask.
Don't take the brown acid.
I hope the clams aren't canned.
Of course they are.
Ooh, see you all there!
The NHL has finally put the Arizona Coyotes out of their misery - the team has been sold and will be moved to Salt Lake City. Apparently they felt the team’s arena “plan” of hoping to win a land auction was a bit lacking in details. Which was their Plan C while they continued to rent space from Arizona State University to play in a 5,000 seat bandbox.
This is mildly confusing if you only know the word "frappe" from Friendly's Restaurant chain. Theirs was (is?) basically a milkshake.
I think that might have been a New England-ism, but I'm not sure.
"How about Brawckton?"
"How about Maahblehead?"
It is, at least in N. New England.
Wouldn't surprise me, though my corner of NE keeps the R in Marble
In case you didn't reconnize it, that was an excerpt from Seth Myers' hilarious fake movie trailer "Boston Accent".
If, like me, you could never get into Harry Potter, and also you are in Veg Mode, this his a hilarious Pitch Meeting about all the movies and tells you everything you (don't really) need to know:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80I6jBrsRcw
I think you meant this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8uJtWtDkk4
Thanks :)
Thanks for a good laugh, but that link has fuck-all to do with Harry Potter.
Yeah, I don't know how I C&P the wrong thing, but he is generally pretty funny.
Vacation continues.
https://open.substack.com/pub/tek01/p/morning-soon?r=2lkddo&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
unfortunately heading for a couple rainy days, then a bit chilly.
Giving me Palm Desert vibes
yep, palm springs..