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In the cocktail directions, you neglected to include the lime juice.

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Apr 13Liked by Matthew Hooper

Sounds fab. Will try!

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Finally got done with my tiny “I am too making progress!” work on our renovation.

I didn’t take a lot of kitteh photos this past week, but did capture Bagheera contemplating when to inform me that it is indeed a trap, Olivia telling me she hasn’t been fed in forever, plus a bonus from more than a week ago, because I can’t remember if I already posted Bagheera drinking from the sink, which he insists on doing regularly.

https://substack.com/profile/155617549-bradthebot/note/c-53840466

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Goddamn Fernando Pessoa and his advice.

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From Threads:

"I have just found out people are referring to the Cyber Truck as a wankpanzer and it’s made my whole entire week."

https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom/post/C5qfr7Ir5qd

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Big doings in the Mini-Apple tonight. Stephanie Miller's "Sexy Liberal Save The World" tour is in town, and they're doing a show tonight! Featuring Stephanie Miller! Hal Sparks! John Fugelsang! Frances Collier and Angela Shelton, known collectively as Frangela! And maybe some special guests. It's gonna be LIT! I have tickets AND backstage passes for the post-show meet'n'grope. Pics and summary to follow.

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oh, and this happened...

Trump attorney who became a crucial witness against him has departed legal team

Evan Corcoran, an attorney for Donald Trump who became a critical witness in the classified documents case against the former president, no longer represents him, CNN has learned.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/11/politics/evan-corcoran-trump-legal/index.html

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the lady Trump hugged at Jesus Chicken was a plant. she's the head honcho at Blaxit (formerly run by Candace Owens. go figure.)

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Ciaobella Jr has seating auditions today for his youth orchestra. One of the pieces he’ll have to play is this fiendishly difficult excerpt from Mahler’s Fifth Symphony:

https://youtu.be/QloUqsGKzmU?feature=shared

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** WONKETTCHELLA MUSIC & CLAM FESTIVAL **

ALL WEEKEND LONG!

MAIN STAGE With M/C Holiday Viagra

The Butterscotches

Bohemian Bitters

Banjo Penicillin

The Absorbing Whores

Thunder Bay Crime Ring

The Dick Staplers

Woke Death

SECOND STAGE

Adderall-Inspired Health Crisis

Schlapp & Pummel

Aesthetic Injury

Dildo Mold

Upscale Tuna

IN A TENT OVER THERE BY THE PORTA-POTTIES

Nucular Fentinol

Smelvis's Butt Stank

100 Burning Sex Dolls

Hitler-Shaped Dildo Wang

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The NHL has finally put the Arizona Coyotes out of their misery - the team has been sold and will be moved to Salt Lake City. Apparently they felt the team’s arena “plan” of hoping to win a land auction was a bit lacking in details. Which was their Plan C while they continued to rent space from Arizona State University to play in a 5,000 seat bandbox.

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This is mildly confusing if you only know the word "frappe" from Friendly's Restaurant chain. Theirs was (is?) basically a milkshake.

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If, like me, you could never get into Harry Potter, and also you are in Veg Mode, this his a hilarious Pitch Meeting about all the movies and tells you everything you (don't really) need to know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80I6jBrsRcw

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Wife is out on a mommy-daughter day with her mom until dinner. Totally a pregnancy spa day, so no worries on over exerting or being on her swollen feet much.

So, I am alone with the pets. Should I go get some gummies and binge watch The Boys? I totes have permission. :-D

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