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mailman27's avatar

Only "half" of them didn't seem to be accurate either.

calliecallie's avatar

This would be a really good time for some whistle blower at the IRS to release Trump's taxes. Well, actually, October would have been a better time for that.

elviouslyqueer's avatar

Oh screw it. Imma go look at basset hounds for the rest of the day. Anybody want to join me?

http://bellyrubs.org/

calliecallie's avatar

It'll never work, because Iroquois if you're republican.

Jennifer R's avatar

Vote for me, I will make full use of these developments for the betterment of humanity and those that could reasonably be confused for humanity at a distance in the dark.

Jennifer R's avatar

Most of them voted to fuck over the poors, non whites, queers, muslims, jews, and other groups they think are making their lives worse but aren't actually *doing* anything to them. And they are getting what they voted for. That they too suffer never entered in to their personal math.

Jennifer R's avatar

Yeah the god botheres who are out in right field are utterly unreachable.

Jennifer R's avatar

It's like with the Ferengii. They *know* the system is crooked. They just all have dreams of being on top. Except these people aren't as good as Ferengii, what with them never committing a self inflicted genocide.

Jennifer R's avatar

let's blot out the sun on January 20th.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

"citing the oncoming winter weather as a threat to their health"

So the water cannons, noise and light harassment, and dogs were not a threat to their health?

YayConspiracy's avatar

Trump has a speech impediment. When he says 'Drain the swamp' what he means to say is 'Drumpf, the swine.'

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

We could change the past if someone would release the patent on their time machine!

Thanks Obama!

Reddishrabbit's avatar

Apparently the IRS is either more ethical than the FBI. Or more Trumpian. I'm going with ethical, because I hate to think two major government are Trumpland.

willi0000000's avatar

everybody knows that oil floats on water . . . so, even if there is a leak, no harm done just scoop it off the top . . . and since drinking water is drawn from the bottom the oil will just float up past the intakes.

SCIENCE!!!!!

willi0000000's avatar

those are his lower-tier hotels

Feeling Groovy's avatar

My mother's retirement plan was to win the lottery. Yeah, that worked well for her and my brothers and sisters.