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Thomas B.'s avatar

Christ almighty, our two Summer's Eves of senators from Missourah. We have two dots of blue here (and two very pale blue ones) and gerrymandering has produced these two chucklefucks. Please, Josh, go run away somewhere else while we get ready to beat your ass with votes next year.

Joe Christmas's avatar

Cleaning the kitchen helper the one Saturday night tonight tomorrow I work tomorrow night tomorrow night huh? Cause I wanna leave early Sunday OK you leave Sunday morning yeah can you guys actually tomorrow night to how far is 5 1/2 how much do you

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I'm sure her Kremlin owners are less than pleased with how things are going, too.

Darrell Leland's avatar

No doubt such brilliance as "a trial now would be election interference" is just another example of trump being fifty moves ahead of us all.

I'm giving you folks money's avatar

"President Trump's playing chess at the highest levels," lord help us, FFS, who the hell do you think you're kidding???

Ill-Advised's avatar

Someone who thinks 1 is a great chess rating. "He's number one!"

Coffee and Chaos's avatar

The only way Trump would consent to play chess (if he actually could play chess) would be to have his opponent play with only pawns on the board.

I'm giving you folks money's avatar

""This... indictment will last an antiquity..." Maybe it will last an artifact! Maybe it will last an old? Maybe it will last a fossil!!

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Maybe it will sink into the earth, emerging in geologic time as a new mountain range.

Tosca's avatar

Just as we today know about El-Nasir and his shitty copper, so future ages will know about Trump.

Maybe's avatar

We are in our own little MAGA Dark Ages. Complete with a pandemic that they handled badly.

Innocent Bystander's avatar

Even now, at the very height of the summer season, when Alan Dershowitz takes the ferry from Woods Hole to either Oak Bluffs or Vineyard Haven, he has the whole boat to himself. It's sad really...

knockedoutloaded's avatar

does the ferry from Woods Hole also go to Oak Bluffs? and the Dersch is a bad imitater of Woody Allen!

Emil Muz's avatar

Yeah, Jack has taken every other piece on the board and Trump only has the Queen, and no matter where he tries to move, it's gonna be into check.

El Bastardo's avatar

That image is the Frau?

Did she put extra derp on her face today?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“Facelift Barbie.”

That is just perfection.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"The worst sucking up that we could find, however, came from Kari Lake. Facelift Barbie went on Newsmax to tell Eric Bolling that the DOJ is 'playing checkers, while President Trump is playing chess at the highest levels.'"

Normal liberals, misquoting Lake to make your point. What she actually said was:

the DOJ is "playing checkers, while President Trump is playing with my chest at the highest levels. He's a star, so I just let him do it."

Thomas B.'s avatar

Thanks, Lionel. I just had to reach for the Pepto after that visual.

Maybe's avatar

A trump indictment is news. It could affect millions of people.

Hunter Biden's penis is not news. It will not affect millions of people unless they are voyeurs.

I'm giving you folks money's avatar

I don't know, have you seen the size of that thing??

Maybe's avatar

The indictment or the penis?

Darrell Leland's avatar

I'm delighted to say that no, I haven't.