Science Fiction! OK, Science-ish Fiction? Not-at-all-Science Fiction. YOU GUYS ARE BUSTING MY BALLS, JESUS! Well, Jesus , exactly, specifically that weird Jesus thing where they think they can make the hairdressers straight, because it worked for Marcus Bachmann, amiright? (Don't answer that question.) Trouble is, you just can't seem to find anyone who it has worked for, unless it's somebody who makes money off the whole scam, and even then they're lying and having
I hope not. I could use a toaster oven. It toasts. And it bakes. If cavemen had had electricity, they would have invented the toaster oven before the wheel.
Welp, there goes the best reason for watching "Orange is the New Black"
<i>What If Ex-Gay Therapy Actually Worked?</i>
the makers of toaster ovens would all go out of business?
I hope not. I could use a toaster oven. It toasts. And it bakes. If cavemen had had electricity, they would have invented the toaster oven before the wheel.
The zealots would find something else. Hair color. Left-handedness (oops, they <a href="http:\/\/boards.straightdope.com\/sdmb\/showthread.php\?t=687775" target="_blank">tried that already</a>). Beard length. It&#039;s always something.