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Fox is the only news non-member of the Demo mafia. The rest are Killary buttkissers.

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Yuck

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hooray

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You wiill have to just play with your new toy, Trump TV.

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it's infinitely more watchable than Fox

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FOX News could have journalism? I'm sorry, I can't think about that until I get past Rupert Murdoch saying he's always been a newsman.

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The same way Norma Jean was an "actress."

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I know this one! A polar bear eating vanilla ice cream in a blizzard!

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And Glenn Beck's Blaze can be gotten for the cheap. I thought Palin never launched off youtube.

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If Fox became a news channel I would feel less nauseous on the treadmill as my gym beams it into my eyeballs. But there's little danger of that as long as they have their pundits masquerading as journalists. Or as long as Doocey or that fine human Lou Dobbs remain.

If they jettisoned all of the crap that makes them terrible, what would remain other than Smith?

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it's infinitely more watchable reality based than Fox

FIFY

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That would be better TV than Fox News.

And I was not told there would be interpretive art!

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All the upfists for you!

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Don't worry Evan, you'll always have morning fox news to ridicule. Unless you're in mountain time, then idfk if you get cable even.

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I'm not an official old (mid 30''s if you're asking) and I remember when fox was MUCH more subtle in their grandstanding. I'd go back to that, if it includes the bonus of TRUMP TV going broke.

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