Reddit user "oldbean" asks the question that would have already been running through all of our heads, if we weren't such godless scum: Will Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich have ash on their foreheads in tonight's [CNN] debate? HUH. Good question! Here are the predictions your Wonkette overlords made in the super double-secret plus cubed chatroom where we set the liberal homosexual agenda.
Ew. It smells like ash in here.