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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Geez, and then the "Giggle-Box" had to put her two cents in.

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SoHelpMeHannah's avatar

Not the Wine Mom™ font in Jenna Ellis's tweet!

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Tina Mouse's avatar

She genuinely looks as stupid as Matt Walsh.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

I clicked the link and HRC is #6 most famous person and dumpster fire is #8.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

"Being first place really isn’t his thing."

He's the first President t be impeached twice, the first one to be involved in a conspiracy to overturn election results to ensure he stays in power and the first to be indicted for doing so.

That's at least 3 firsts.

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tg's avatar

He's the first one to so stupendously mismanage a pandemic that it resulted in over 500,000 unnecessary American deaths! That's more than died in WWII. https://www.newamerica.org/international-security/articles/the-unnecessary-price-of-covid-19/

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

"Being first place really isn’t his thing." Really? Impeachments, indictments, popular vote losses and sexual assault liability would beg to differ.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The '23 conservative tears crop will be spoken of with awe for decades.

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willi0000000's avatar

everybody should brush up on their water treading skills.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Don't forget the civil suits still pending. Including E Jean Part 1, the New York $250 million civil case, and one that Trump is involved in about what sounds like a Ponzi or marketing scheme for a video phone system no one wants. Plus we may see some more civil suits based on defamation. I've said this many times, but Trump is the last person in America to be pushing for easing libel laws. Just about every tweet, "truth", or rally Trump is involved in has some defamation mixed in with the lies and threats.

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Emil Muz's avatar

Jenna better put her trust more in a good lawyer than the Lord. Jehovah doesn't do pro bono.

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Momo's avatar

She'll do fine in prison. Parole officers like it when you act all religiousy.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

She’ll be posing for selfies in prison.

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AlanInSF's avatar

I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I am highly, and I do mean highly, looking forward to Trump's Monday press conference, which I fully expect to be the Four Seasons Landscaping of the new fall season.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I hope closed captions can keep up, because hearing his voice is just not an option. Also, reading the captions means I won't be looking at that face either.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Remember the problems translators at the UN had with his speeches? The worst thing that could happen is we could get a transcriptionist who could accurately type everything that he says.

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HarryEagar's avatar

Amen. I dunno law stuff. Can he have additional counts added if he repeats the lies he's already indicted for?

Also, too, Matt Schlapp likes those string, bu=ig men with powerful shoulders.

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marxalot's avatar

Sounds like Matt's lookin' to get Schlappy (sick, gross).

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I thought he liked them young and powerless.

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Randal Cooper's avatar

One of these indictments they need to take a DNA sample so they can solve some cold cases.

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clairence's avatar

watching that last video, such strange facial expressions. is Habba one of the lizard person?

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Violet Likes Pretty Flowers's avatar

Resting Duck Face.

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diogenez's avatar

Habba is actually more concerned about the provision in her contract that says if Trump goes to prison, she doesn't get paid.

Also: isn't Bruce Lee the most famous person in the world?

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Michael Bowen's avatar

I think that would be Michael Jackson, although I wouldn't be surprised if he's been supplanted by some K-Pop star.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Reminds of a character in "Breakfast of Champions" complaining about science fiction. His complaint? Everyone in science fiction is American. Hardly anybody in the world is American.

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Owlftr13's avatar

If she was smart (Lol), she would STFU and fade into the weeds before she picks up a few charges herself.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Considering the lack of charges so far, she already appears to be smarter than the average Trump lawyer.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

I love it when people say, look at all the good Trump did, not judge him because you don't like his personality.

How about we judge him on his character then? I had a couple of uncles (by the pen) who shared some of Trumps personality traits but neither of them were ever at risk of going to the gray bar hotel!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Watching all her predecessors lined up by Fani Willis should be foreboding, I would think?

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ellison's avatar

Are all these people really stupid enough that they don't realize Trump would throw every last one of them under the bus if he thought it might get him an extra 10 seconds out of jail? I'll never understand the loyalty. It's not like he's charming or has any redeeming qualities!

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AlanInSF's avatar

Are courtiers ever aware that they got where they are by everyone before them getting beheaded?

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HarryEagar's avatar

When I was studying Shakespeare's history plays long ago, I had that exact same thought. Part of courtier DNA in every era apparently.

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