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Siamond & Dilk! VOTE!'s avatar

Yaaass! Learned Hand references for the win. B < PL = Treasonous Preznit Trump.

Also barges and bargees

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The Flaming Carrot's avatar

A really bad 70s hairstyle?

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John Strycharz's avatar

On the other hand, he's not Ted Nugent, so he has that going for him.

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SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

“You’re a lawyer, not a prostitute. YOU CAN SAY NO.”

Prostitutes can say "no" also, but there are sometimes repercussions, sadly.

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hillarysleftone's avatar

oh shit, I see this has been more than exhaustively covered. Sorry.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

"Are your eyes glazing over with all this lawtalk"

The only thing I can understand is Trump is a criminal.

Who hires other criminals to help him cover up his criminal crimes.https://i.imgflip.com/13p8r...

Trump 2020: The Unflushable

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msanthrope's avatar

I'm a lawyer, and a former prosecutor, but I'm flummoxed by this stuff. I'm used to dealing with much more straightforward criminals, like thieves and murderers.

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John Robinson's avatar

"..they are preserving the president’s right to do so in the future!"That's a neat variation on Nixon's "protect the [rights? can't remember] of future Presidents" ploy. Not surprising that, this being Donald Trump, there's not even the feeble attempt to frame it as benefiting anyone else.

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John Robinson's avatar

Also, if you cut off a frog's legs, it becomes deaf.

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John Robinson's avatar

Somewhere, vast assemblages of ghosts of rich and powerful men throughout history are nodding in agreement. Probably Hell.

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John Robinson's avatar

How can it be? He's interested in the money each of them pays him.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Evelyn Woods maybe.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, $5F. Now I don't just like you, I like your mom, too. Good Shabbos.

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ahughes798's avatar

And can he live with or without it?

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Probably. Most likely.

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Magyar Has Had It Up To Here's avatar

When the government shuts down the airports will have to

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