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Siamond & Dilk! VOTE!'s avatar

Yaaass! Learned Hand references for the win. B < PL = Treasonous Preznit Trump.

Also barges and bargees

The Flaming Carrot's avatar

A really bad 70s hairstyle?

John Strycharz's avatar

On the other hand, he's not Ted Nugent, so he has that going for him.

SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

“You’re a lawyer, not a prostitute. YOU CAN SAY NO.”

Prostitutes can say "no" also, but there are sometimes repercussions, sadly.

hillarysleftone's avatar

oh shit, I see this has been more than exhaustively covered. Sorry.

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

"Are your eyes glazing over with all this lawtalk"

The only thing I can understand is Trump is a criminal.

Who hires other criminals to help him cover up his criminal crimes.https://i.imgflip.com/13p8r...

Trump 2020: The Unflushable

msanthrope's avatar

I'm a lawyer, and a former prosecutor, but I'm flummoxed by this stuff. I'm used to dealing with much more straightforward criminals, like thieves and murderers.

John Robinson's avatar

"..they are preserving the president’s right to do so in the future!"That's a neat variation on Nixon's "protect the [rights? can't remember] of future Presidents" ploy. Not surprising that, this being Donald Trump, there's not even the feeble attempt to frame it as benefiting anyone else.

John Robinson's avatar

Also, if you cut off a frog's legs, it becomes deaf.

John Robinson's avatar

Somewhere, vast assemblages of ghosts of rich and powerful men throughout history are nodding in agreement. Probably Hell.

John Robinson's avatar

How can it be? He's interested in the money each of them pays him.

Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, $5F. Now I don't just like you, I like your mom, too. Good Shabbos.

ahughes798's avatar

And can he live with or without it?

Magyar Has Had It Up To Here's avatar

When the government shuts down the airports will have to