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Trump can not be imprisoned soon enough.

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It's already a few light years past too late.

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People all over the world! Join hand! Start a woke train! Woke train!

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Ta, Evan. I wish him everything he has coming to him. All of it, Katie.

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It's "hanged". Hung has a different connotation lol.

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Sep 26, 2023·edited Sep 26, 2023

The craziest thing of all is that he's still on the ballot and not yet in jail.

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“No telling what brought that on. Maybe he saw something on TV. Maybe it was a bowel movement that hurt.

MAYBE IT WAS A FATAL ANEURYSM!

(Wait, what… it wasn’t? He’s still the same?)

Never mind. Carry on.

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How would we even know? He's not using his brain now. He exists on pure rage, diet coke, and hamberders.

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Is it me or are the state GOPs all complete cluster fucks right now? I’m just looking at PA, MI, and AR at random here and it seems like they’re in complete disarray.

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Don't forget Ohio. I think they've got their evil claws about as deeply sunk in this state as they can get - of course, no matter how low the bar you think they can't possibly sink past, they will always find a way. As the saying goes, when they hit bottom, they grab a shovel and start digging.

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Dems in disarray!

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Gosar always gives me a vibe that says: dig up every square foot of his property, at least down to six feet.

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Don't forget his freezer.

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His siblings would probably agree.

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You’ll have to dig them up to find out, or… he may have eaten them.

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How does Gosar know that Milley isn't "hung"? Asking for a friend in AZ...

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Username checks out

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so what he is saying is that we need to check the many Trump (and family!) homes for cash and gold and additional documents?

thanks for the tip! never stop projecting!

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And Ivanka's Casket!

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Ivana's

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Yeah...that's the one...

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only a matter of time before Trump makes a claim that gold and documents are hidden in Beau or Neilia caskets. which might as well be a confession regarding Ivanas casket.

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Yep, TFG is all projection all the time...

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I also don't care what the current polls show, there is no way Trump gets any where close to winning the popular vote in 2024.

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Fairly obvious subtext, he's lashing out at NBC b/c everyone is correctly reporting what they let him say in his Meet The Press interview.

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Anyone else notice how silent MSNBC was on the interview? Did I miss something?

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Sep 25, 2023·edited Sep 25, 2023

I could say a lot of things that would happen to Gosar "in a better society", but I could only say them if this were Not-Wonket.

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I'm not a big fan of capital punishment, but damned if I wouldn't pay good money to go to the Donald's hanging.

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I'd write a little song to celebrate it!

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Healthy snacks, just to rub it in...

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What a fucking turd. Thank you the end.

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Is he suffering?

Yes?

He is?

Is it bad Karma to revel in this?

Do I care about Karma today?

4 yes; 1 fuck no.

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