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U r welcome. The next class will be on how the federal government isn't a democracy at all. And then we'll move on to more nuanced,lies but still obvious lies, from your public school education.

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Lol. 3.6 percent of gun murders are from long riffles... and your mass shooting metric always depends on drug related crimes which make up the vast majority of those... But hey, why bother with statistics when the very few you can use all show taking a prescription your doctor to be more deadly then an "assault riffle". Assualt is a scary word. And who doesn't want to wait for the police to come by and write a report if something bad happens to you or your daughter.

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It's a sockpuppet. Elsewhere in the thread it's 'Roland'.

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Racist too. Huh. Never expected that from a gunfucker.

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They just took Oklahoma!!! Only three more states and then they’re upon us!

READY THE FREEDOM DISPENSERS!

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When, oh when, is some government body going to step up and declare Fox News is a terrorist organization, as S.F. has bravely done with the N.R.A.? Murdoch's House of Crazy has been scaring the wits out of the elderly and the fearful for years, instigating terrorist attacks on politicians they don't like, medical practitioners and facilities they don't approve of, hell, whole social classes they deem worthy scapegoats, for decades now. Goebbels could only dream of having such a powerful weapon of mass hysteria at his command; and this weapon is being wielded here and now, and many of its victims are just the ones he would have targeted.

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Hey, now! I just got here but I’ve already fallen in love with two rivers and my city.

Can we all agree on Iowa?

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REOPEN BORDERS!!!

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Tomi didn't wear her exercise clothes with the hidden holster to the interview?

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Nah, I'm just gonna leave everyone else's state alone!

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Danke.

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personally if i was setting up an impending authortarian government, i'd first attack the separation of powers and use the unified executive theory to place more and more unchecked power in the hands of the President.

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it would still be "too much" if Watters actually paid them to appear on the air!

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Triggered Luger might be my new favourite sobriquet for this particular piece of work. Tho points to Turkeyshoot Lever-Action for being on topic.

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With a rusty garden weasel and a pillow.

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Darn those long riffles. So, only your right hand is only 3.6% of your body, so if it got shot off it wouldn't be a big deal, right? And anyone drug-related is a sub-human, so let's not count those as real murders. You're right about the dangers of "taking a prescription your doctor," deadly, that stuff. And yes, we are very afraid of an assualt, especially when it involves riffles.

The statistics show that you are far more likely to be waiting for the police to come to take a statement from you after your daughter has committed suicide with your gun then any of your Death Wish-style vigilante wet dreams will come true, but since long assualt riffles are rarely used, it doesn't really count either, amirite?

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