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JParkerSD46's avatar

What is the definition of Santorum again? Oh, yeah, that's right. And his picture's right there next to it so there's no doubt. He'd rather have some fat-ass, ill-bred, ignorant, basement-dwelling, unemployed white guy in this country than someone who truly wants to be here and is an actual contributing member of society. Fuck you hard Santorum.

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Alex Grey's avatar

Mr. Frothy dribbles onto the scene again...

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mrpuma2u's avatar

Apparently Santorum thinks the gifts that uh-MEHRka gave to her were parting gifts. Forgot how much I despise that guy until he ran his mouth for 30 seconds.

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mrpuma2u's avatar

We certainly don't want anyone who might be able to think for themselves.

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CATMAN's avatar

The age-discrimination laws in this country are a joke--its the one thing you can't cover up on a resume is your age

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Amalga's avatar

But how does she get a passport? She can't get one here and gods only know how long it could take her to get one in Mexico.

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Amalga's avatar

Me too. That guy is a horror.

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HazooToo's avatar

Ohhhh, he made a difference in many lives. Not in a good way, though. She earned her amnesty ten times over with her deeds. He's earned deportation by about the same amount.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Whenever Santorum slimes his way out of his hole--or Huckabee, Cruz and all the rest of that shitshow--I am reminded of how Trump won the nomination in the first place.

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Rick Santorum doesn't have enough human DNA in him to aspire to the privilege of licking the soles of Ms. Vilchis' shoes. Why is anyone inviting that piece of shit to say anything in front of a camera?

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

No. He is the frothy mixture. He doesn't produce it. He is it.

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mailman27's avatar

This. Since when is this nobody's opinion worth a plugged nickel?

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SterWonk's avatar

<something> <something> Black Irish <something>

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Krombopulous Pichael's avatar

at this point, how in the fucking world does rick santorum even earn one word from any media? he is a straight-up loser never-was theocrat psycho.. fade into obscurity fucker! bye Rick-licia!

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LifelongLurker's avatar

Satanist libel!

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GabaGHOUL's avatar

It is almost customary for Italian-Americans to act like their ancestors struggled when they came here but then simultaneously not extend very much empathy to everyone else. Oh and that goes for Irish-Americans too. (Looking at you Kellyanne)

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