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I_Buttle's avatar

So, the negotiations are ongoing then? You tell them Mexicans there, Don! China, you're next....

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AKLynne's avatar

The things you get us into...first a non t.v. watcher having to learn what a Tribble is; then from there to Heinlein's flat cats, and even further back to Pigs is Pigs. This is such an educational site. We don't need no other edumacashun around here. Gracias,...oh yeah, and some great new Mexican obscenities. Life is good!

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AKLynne's avatar

Another Breitbart?

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caitifty's avatar

Well Trump is a platonic sock puppet, so it all makes sense..

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itsabouttime1111's avatar

he needs to watch Scarface; they will murder his whole family--it might be too late for him to STFU lol loil

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Whollyholeyholy's avatar

The most noteworthy slide downward being that a significant portion of the GOP seems ready to nominate Trump for president. Even Paris Hilton would probably be a better choice. I haven't heard from her lately, and that gives her a HUOOOOOGE advantage.

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Pugsandcoffee's avatar

Well, I totally meant slut but my phone had other plans.

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DahBoner's avatar

Bring me whatever's on Trump's head on a platter. With a side of guac.

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Tj McGee Wright's avatar

Well that seemed like a smart idea. Trump 1, Survival Skills 0

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Billy Rubin's avatar

There's a reason he's the #1 kingpin -- it's a little thing called 'professionalism'.

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Lord-Nash's avatar

I didn't get a Truharrumph outta that guy...

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Whollyholeyholy's avatar

Replacing a golfing president the U.S. could choose a guy who Twitter fights as his hobby.

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Cismontane's avatar

Wasn't Bump in favor of ending the War on Drugs back in 2012?

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TaxesMyCredulity's avatar

Luv this! One change would be helpful though: the exclusion of "girl" in the sentence "he’d probably lose a war of wits with a 5-year-old girl." No loss of meaning (unless you really intended to diss girls, which I don't believe you did).

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