With an embarrassing personal life, multiple bankruptcies and a repulsive physical appearance, Donald Trump would seem to be an ideal Republican candidate for president. And that's why New Hampshire GOP voters are being polled on a potential candidacy by The Donald! But Trump denies he has anything to do with the poll, telling CNN, "It's not something I talked about or consider." He's really terrible at speaking -- other than saying a worn-out catch phrase, we guess? -- so it's hard to figure out what he means through that mouth full of marbles and dumbness.
Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, Sharon Angle, Ron Paul, Palladino, McConnell, Jindel, Barber, Huckabee, Romney, Boner - how can one nation be so lucky?
Hell, it's practically 1776 Philadelphia all over again.
Oh what the hell, run Donald run. What’s another asshole in the old Republican yiff pile?
Warren Buffet/George Soros 2012
Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, Sharon Angle, Ron Paul, Palladino, McConnell, Jindel, Barber, Huckabee, Romney, Boner - how can one nation be so lucky?
Hell, it's practically 1776 Philadelphia all over again.