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SterWonk's avatar

On the other hand, the zillion Benghazi hearings were performative bullshit, but they absolutely impacted the 2016 election.

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randomness lez's avatar

Gingrich or bust!

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Apparently, Freedumb Caucus is determined to cockblock Kevin just to show that they wear the big boy pants in the GOP now. It would be abso-fucking-lutely hilarious if we ended up with Jeffries as the first black speaker because republicans are a bunch stupid howler moneys who would rather throw their shit around than get anything done.

Mad Marge at least has enough self-awareness to realize that all her precious investigations hinge on these idiots getting their shit together.

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Swampay's avatar

"I refuse to allow the Uniparty to choose the Speaker of the House and lose our opportunity to subpoena, investigate, and block the Democrat’s America Last agenda. Republican platform: deja vu all over again.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

hey you elect idiots, you get a shit show, and we all get to watch (good luck getting any help from your govt for the next few years, USA) - plus, if they are insane enough, this will be the last time they hold the House for a while, cos even idiots get sick of watching primates fling their poo

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Swampay's avatar

This might be an appropriate time to start prosecuting Jim Jordan for supporting sex criminals

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

I think that is the best plan to be honest

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

Not bobbit?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

I would love to see the D's challenge the subpoena's in court and have them overturned as the investigations are not lawful

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John Norris's avatar

Louie "Asparagus" Gohmert.

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

Is it too much to hope for that MTG develops permanent and total voice loss and has to communicate only by text to speech? It would still be dumb speech but it would slow her down if she couldn't be able to stand there on her back three toes, braying nonsense at the world

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

god no. Every time he opens his mouth, God tears the wings off a kitten :(

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

I know! That's what we want as the face of the GOP!

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Democrats need to find a half dozen sane Republicans in the House and back one of them to be a Coalition Speaker.

Might even get things done for the country.

Please r/t this.

#CoalitionSpeaker

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Matt Gaetz started to enter the chat but just turned around...

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

why do you hate kittens? :(

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