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Haven't we all.

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Also, that is exactly the Third Wave Event of 1967. Teacher re-creates fascism, is suprised fascism spreads.

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Wait, Jews use matrilineal descent? This shiksa has a confuse.

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Following the MicroSofty 'Wetware As A Service' business model?

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Inter-species sex, you say? Join Starfleet Command! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Three Godfathers, 1916 . Corrected because an earlier post about the 1916 film with Harry Carey. Story has been done many times.

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These people have been talking about sex robots for evah!! I want mine, dammit!

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I'll never understand why with conservatives like this there is only one True Right And Holy Way to Do A Thing, and if any other options are considered equally valid -- or even just somewhat socially acceptable -- they're convinced that only possible explanation isn't that those options are actually fine, it's that The Libs* are nefariously trying to undermine said True Way (for... um, reasons??).

Mostly they're hollering about sex, but it's everything from important stuff to inconsequential decisions. Oh noes, a man ate a salad without being mocked! A woman in a niqab sat next to a drag queen on the subway, and New Yorkers didn't care! Some girl on Instagram doesn't shave her legs! Harry Styles wore a dress!

Normal people explain it like -- "a man wanted a salad and his friends don't care what he eats," or "those are two people who live in New York, and New Yorkers take pride in ignoring each other," or "leg shaving is a waste of time and money if you don't actually want to do it," or "Harry Styles can wear literally anything and look fantastic" -- but this brand of conservative goes straight to SOMEONE MUST HAVE MEDDLED.

Whyyyyyyyy? Like, seriously, do they think we're wizards, and our spell components are shruggie emoticons? There's no logic anywhere in this mess; how do so many people keep falling for it?

* I'm pretty sure how they define "the libs" maps neatly onto their degree of proximity to nazis, but I'm also sure they'd never admit it.

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Yeah, but they think *their* culture is superior. Supreme, you might even say.

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Matt Walsh should try re-reading the Old Testament - polygamy was the God-ordained norm...

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Hm. So, who in their right mind would have sex with Walsh? Be it female, male or goat for that matter. It's envy through and through.

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Sounds as though a re-write of the 12 Days of Christmas is in order:5 Robot Dogs4 sex robots3 Dads2 Roombasand a Robot Drag Queen!

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i highly recommend clicky on the linky for 'fuck it we'll do five' - i laughed so hard my dog left the room in disgust

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Indeed. That would be a win win.

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Donald Trump had three wives, and look how well his kids turned out!

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Nah. The "traditional" man+woman+kids thing is relatively new on earth. Until people figured out fatherhood, a family was a woman and her kids.

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