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Only if they're black. Only if they're black.

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That was a close call - he narrowly avoided being taken out by that deadly sidewalk. No wonder the gun came out.

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Right...so the next time you violate Homeowner's Association Rules, it'll be fine if a cop shows up and pulls a gun on you?

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Also I think its pretty clear that the answer to the "why" is structural and institutional racism.

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She's kinda hot, if you leave the sound off and pretend you don't know that she's spouting Faux News idiocy.

Well, it used to work - my powers of imagination self-delusion aren't what they used to be.

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What are you on about? I said nothing of the sort, and you can take your strawman somewhere else.

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The problem was not that it was "back talk" but rather that it was "a black talking back"

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And it's funny how people who get so outraged about "big government" will zealously enforce every punctuation mark of the HOA rules.

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"Chicago" is the substitute

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Yeah they'd sniff out that telltale sign of communism right quick.

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I am shocked, SHOCKED that this would be the case.

Ok, no, I'm not really shocked. Or even surprised.

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Of course, they weren't invited that other time....

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Thank God it all goes away at 15 when that precious driver's license can be dangled in front of them to alter behavior.

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He had to sit on the girl. If he sat on one of the underage boys it might have made him look a bit queer.

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