Morning Wonkers! Here's some of the stories we may be making dick jokes about today! Florida Governor Rick Scott has decided NOT to extend voter registration, despite the fact that it's literally being hit by a fucking hurricane right now. The pound sterling suffered a "flash crash" this morning,
Holy crap, lady - you just outlined my very most perfect platform. All of the things I most love and need, served alongside a well deserved helping of schadenfreude for the bigoted, overly jeezusy types.
I'd just make one small correction to your last sentence, based on the number of hard-right homophobes that have secretly have a RentBoy on the side:
I'm also make the American Taliban get gay married and PUBLICLY in from of their WIVES and DAUGHTERS do gay things.
If we're gonna do public shaming, let's make sure it stings as much as possible
What did He expect when all the proceeding generations are the products of incest.
Holy crap, lady - you just outlined my very most perfect platform. All of the things I most love and need, served alongside a well deserved helping of schadenfreude for the bigoted, overly jeezusy types.
I'd just make one small correction to your last sentence, based on the number of hard-right homophobes that have secretly have a RentBoy on the side:
I'm also make the American Taliban get gay married and PUBLICLY in from of their WIVES and DAUGHTERS do gay things.
If we're gonna do public shaming, let's make sure it stings as much as possible
A Serenity T-shirt?!? Joss Whedon needs to walk on, tell this guy "You know NOTHING of my work!" and preferably slap him like the Trump-bitch he is.
I'm not sure my wife will approve.
You are just adding the word "gay", nothing will change for your existing marriage. And I think you get all new wedding gifts.
Sweet - now I get to be part of that whole gay lifestyle!
Your hair appointment is Tuesday at 10:00.
She must be 10. Therefore not United.
Could not happen to nicer guys;Pence runs and hides.http://www.politicususa.com...
Is it because Nate has The Ghey?
Porn consumption would be my first guess
Trump is good for Ryan 2020
Eww
Thank you Humane Society.I was hoping there would be hell to pay for the heartbreaking cruelty of the Trumpenspawn.
That's still too many.
I know nothing about him, but yeah, the fact that he has a sense of humor and a functioning intellect makes him an odd fit for a Republican.