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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

What did He expect when all the proceeding generations are the products of incest.

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YetAnotherRebecca's avatar

Holy crap, lady - you just outlined my very most perfect platform. All of the things I most love and need, served alongside a well deserved helping of schadenfreude for the bigoted, overly jeezusy types.

I'd just make one small correction to your last sentence, based on the number of hard-right homophobes that have secretly have a RentBoy on the side:

I'm also make the American Taliban get gay married and PUBLICLY in from of their WIVES and DAUGHTERS do gay things.

If we're gonna do public shaming, let's make sure it stings as much as possible

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

A Serenity T-shirt?!? Joss Whedon needs to walk on, tell this guy "You know NOTHING of my work!" and preferably slap him like the Trump-bitch he is.

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Historicat's avatar

I'm not sure my wife will approve.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

You are just adding the word "gay", nothing will change for your existing marriage. And I think you get all new wedding gifts.

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Historicat's avatar

Sweet - now I get to be part of that whole gay lifestyle!

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Your hair appointment is Tuesday at 10:00.

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phoenix00's avatar

She must be 10. Therefore not United.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Could not happen to nicer guys;Pence runs and hides.http://www.politicususa.com...

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Is it because Nate has The Ghey?

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Porn consumption would be my first guess

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Trump is good for Ryan 2020

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Thank you Humane Society.I was hoping there would be hell to pay for the heartbreaking cruelty of the Trumpenspawn.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

That's still too many.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I know nothing about him, but yeah, the fact that he has a sense of humor and a functioning intellect makes him an odd fit for a Republican.

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