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greyXstar's avatar

Maybe someone finally hit him in the head with a dictionary and showed him that word does not mean what he thinks it means.

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greyXstar's avatar

I miss my South Florida town that had bad traffic but was at least reasonable. My new small North Florida one has a few "Trump that bitch" class acts whom I want to scream at, but I'm 98% sure they wouldn't hesitate to shoot me with the guns they definitely carry everywhere.

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Longstreet63's avatar

That's us.Perhaps it's because we have all dealt with executives like Trump.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I read the facebook post and I don't think Beck exactly endorsed Clinton.

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Boscoe's avatar

Yeah, he definitely did not. He merely accepted the fact that rejecting Trump could allow her to be elected and admitted that, all things considered, he was okay with that.

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phoenix00's avatar

Olbermann has been absolutely awesome. Samantha Bee-level awesome.

ETA: you can also tell he's at wits end.

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phoenix00's avatar

Long live the Allofthemkatieites!

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phoenix00's avatar

Where's Pikachu?

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Or exist in the English language.

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Marceline's avatar

"If he wins, I call dibs on the shady side of the cotton field."

Not me. I'm grabbing the first pitchfork for the rebellion.

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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Twatter from Pumpkin Spice Ceejay:Trump won't drop out. Hey, Republicans, how does it feel to be forced to carry something to term?

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

I think Samantha Bee was legitimately pissed. She was as pissed as she was in the episode about Orlando shootings...

I wouldn't blame her - I'd want to rip anyone like that into tiny little pieces of Orange fizz (with votes!)

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Spurning Beer's avatar

If I were a vindictive and unforgiving person -- and I'm not -- I might think that it would be a good idea to buy a lot of cans of spray paint, and before the Donald for Prez signs come down, mark each house with a huge letter T. Then after Election Day, neighbors could show up to sweep their walks, trim their shrubberies, etc. To kill them with kindness, as it were.

Not show up with bulldozers and demolition equipment. Definitely not that.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

I think Yul Brynner said the same thing in "The Ten Commandments."

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Longstreet63's avatar

I certainly wouldn't wave one in front of the gun-carrying "In God We Trust" platers. They're dangerous enough in their normal mode.

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