Morning Wonkers! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette might be 'splainering and inserting pee pee jokes into today! George "Poppy" Bush will vote for Hillary. ( Pause for laughter ). Donald Trump Jr. said some really mean things on Twitter about Skittles and Syrian refugees,
At least in Southern Maryland, the poorest drivers are the Virginians short-cutting around I95 to get to the District. Put them in self-driving cars, and they'd probably end up in Charlotte....
I think Poppy's doing it to piss off Barb and well maybe as a sort of apology for his loser son and what he did to put us all in this mess and an extra apology for JEB?. Please clap!
...because if you let ONE bad Skittle across the border, you're flirting with death. If you cross ONE busy intersection, you're flirting with death. If you go down ONE flight of stairs, you're flirting with death. How is it I'm alive to type this?
Oh, sure. It's just kind of hilarious that the same people fight to keep people out of court when they're in power and try to legislate through the courts when they can't get the outcome they want.
I love this little tidbit from David Fahrenthold's latest:
In 2010, a man named Martin Greenberg hit a hole-in-one on the 13th hole while playing in a charity tournament at Trump’s course in Westchester County, N.Y.Greenberg won a $1 million prize. Briefly.
Later, Greenberg was told that he had won nothing. The prize’s rules required that the shot had to go 150 yards. But Trump’s course had allegedly made the hole too short.
I looked a little further - and it appears this Martin Greenberg may also be a bit of a grifter - his settlement with Trump and his golf club ( $158k from the Trump Foundation ) went into his own foundation ( the Martin B Greenberg Foundation ). That foundation apparently does not receive "contributions', but lives off it's investments - paying foundation salaries of 16% of income - and grants of only 5% of income.
To boot, the Martin B. Greenberg Foundation is incorporated under the name of a NJ accountant named Paul Reichenberg - who has been implicated in some manner by the "Panana Papers" ( that leak of offshore "banking" transactions that is exposing so many corrupt tax avoiders ).
In a way the idiots were right, Baklava is the bomb!
At least in Southern Maryland, the poorest drivers are the Virginians short-cutting around I95 to get to the District. Put them in self-driving cars, and they'd probably end up in Charlotte....
Oh Florida - you'll never fucking learn, will you..
Ah, the little known fourth verse.
Freedom of speech should never be used to say anything controversial.
Or Just How Fucked Are We?
Hybrid Libel! Call 'im "Rinsed Pubes".
Not saying I don't agree with you, just that sometimes truth is a strange thing
I think Poppy's doing it to piss off Barb and well maybe as a sort of apology for his loser son and what he did to put us all in this mess and an extra apology for JEB?. Please clap!
...because if you let ONE bad Skittle across the border, you're flirting with death. If you cross ONE busy intersection, you're flirting with death. If you go down ONE flight of stairs, you're flirting with death. How is it I'm alive to type this?
The speed with which the effect takes place.
Oh, sure. It's just kind of hilarious that the same people fight to keep people out of court when they're in power and try to legislate through the courts when they can't get the outcome they want.
I love this little tidbit from David Fahrenthold's latest:
In 2010, a man named Martin Greenberg hit a hole-in-one on the 13th hole while playing in a charity tournament at Trump’s course in Westchester County, N.Y.Greenberg won a $1 million prize. Briefly.
Later, Greenberg was told that he had won nothing. The prize’s rules required that the shot had to go 150 yards. But Trump’s course had allegedly made the hole too short.
Greenberg sued.
https://www.washingtonpost....
What a nice way to market your golf course:
1. Promise a prize to anyone who can do a hole-in-one from a certain distance.2. Make sure the golf course makes it impossible to do so.3. Profit!
Oh, and it seems Donald is a fraudulent grifter. But you knew that.
I have two cats. I flirt with death on a daily basis.
BeastMode should run over these racists who are besmirching his Skittles.
I looked a little further - and it appears this Martin Greenberg may also be a bit of a grifter - his settlement with Trump and his golf club ( $158k from the Trump Foundation ) went into his own foundation ( the Martin B Greenberg Foundation ). That foundation apparently does not receive "contributions', but lives off it's investments - paying foundation salaries of 16% of income - and grants of only 5% of income.
To boot, the Martin B. Greenberg Foundation is incorporated under the name of a NJ accountant named Paul Reichenberg - who has been implicated in some manner by the "Panana Papers" ( that leak of offshore "banking" transactions that is exposing so many corrupt tax avoiders ).
Yup - these guys were made for each other....