Good Morning, wonkers! Here are some of the stories that may grace the pages of your Wonkette today! Donald Trump officially became the Republican nominee for president last night. White nationalists couldn't be happier , they finally have something to hang on to.
There's someone here asking for funding for Bernie Delegate can make it to the convention. I don't even know what to say - "What do you hope to accomplish there?" I suppose if their goal was to be gracious, I might contribute out of a sense of fair play, but I'm not even going there with them.
The annukai - the reptile people here from planet niburu which passes by earth every 26,000 years is coming for their gold in a couple weeeks. Their Leader Luci F. Er will descend from the heavens and castrate all the humans who haven't mined up enough gold for them, and then nuclear bomb us back to the stone age so we have to start again. They'll take all those who have a golden ticket up to their spacehip comet and make them gods.
I was like, who is this hobo in the baloney suit they got up there now.... then was like - ho, some random dude they wanted to come talk. At least hire some more soap opera avacado farmers to speak of the evils of tree-fungus or something...
There's someone here asking for funding for Bernie Delegate can make it to the convention. I don't even know what to say - "What do you hope to accomplish there?" I suppose if their goal was to be gracious, I might contribute out of a sense of fair play, but I'm not even going there with them.
The annukai - the reptile people here from planet niburu which passes by earth every 26,000 years is coming for their gold in a couple weeeks. Their Leader Luci F. Er will descend from the heavens and castrate all the humans who haven't mined up enough gold for them, and then nuclear bomb us back to the stone age so we have to start again. They'll take all those who have a golden ticket up to their spacehip comet and make them gods.
Pfft. A guy who died back in 1972. Can *these* assholes bear up under that level of scrutiny?
Andy Wist is a human sock puppet.
Lucy Furre? I wrote a story about her.
I was wondering why his eyes looked a bit like buttons.
Hell, he actually wants to keep that shit-show in the news for another day? Is he secretly working for Hillary?
May I request some fennec foxes and baby goats?
https://youtu.be/WT5uAIPFft8
All sealed up with a metal plate courtesy of a local Republican city council member!
I was like, who is this hobo in the baloney suit they got up there now.... then was like - ho, some random dude they wanted to come talk. At least hire some more soap opera avacado farmers to speak of the evils of tree-fungus or something...
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
I'll keep that in mind.
So they have the keys?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...
Happy now?
At first I thought merely looked hung over, then as he went on I realized this was still an ongoing drunk episode.