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ibwilliamsi's avatar

There's someone here asking for funding for Bernie Delegate can make it to the convention. I don't even know what to say - "What do you hope to accomplish there?" I suppose if their goal was to be gracious, I might contribute out of a sense of fair play, but I'm not even going there with them.

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Dirk Diggler ✓'s avatar

The annukai - the reptile people here from planet niburu which passes by earth every 26,000 years is coming for their gold in a couple weeeks. Their Leader Luci F. Er will descend from the heavens and castrate all the humans who haven't mined up enough gold for them, and then nuclear bomb us back to the stone age so we have to start again. They'll take all those who have a golden ticket up to their spacehip comet and make them gods.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Pfft. A guy who died back in 1972. Can *these* assholes bear up under that level of scrutiny?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Andy Wist is a human sock puppet.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Lucy Furre? I wrote a story about her.

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The Wanderer's avatar

I was wondering why his eyes looked a bit like buttons.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Hell, he actually wants to keep that shit-show in the news for another day? Is he secretly working for Hillary?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

May I request some fennec foxes and baby goats?

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

All sealed up with a metal plate courtesy of a local Republican city council member!

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Dirk Diggler ✓'s avatar

I was like, who is this hobo in the baloney suit they got up there now.... then was like - ho, some random dude they wanted to come talk. At least hire some more soap opera avacado farmers to speak of the evils of tree-fungus or something...

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anwisok's avatar

I'll keep that in mind.

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The Wanderer's avatar

So they have the keys?

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

At first I thought merely looked hung over, then as he went on I realized this was still an ongoing drunk episode.

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