Wonkette Defeats Tucker Carlson, Buzzfeed News, Prob Some Others

There can be only one.

Are you a Wonkette reader who's been here forever, so long that you remember that one really mean Wonkette "profile" (dumb screed) that really hurt my feelings, about how we are useless and gross and we use embarrassing fonts? It employed an excerpt of a different (nice!) profile to intimate that it was incredibly cringey to live in a Los Angeles loft and turn 40. 

Well that one really dumb screed that hurt my feelings ended with the prophesy that we would outlive the dumb website on which it ran, and we (handily) did. And of course I'm not just so gauche as to be 40 now, I am so gauche as to be FIFTY! : D

We didn't expect we'd outlive Tucker Carlson's career at Fox though, or Buzzfeed News. Buzzfeed News was good, it had reporters, it broke shit all the time, and it had billions, maybe trillions????, of investor $$$$$$$$$$. And Tucker Carlson, well, evil never dies.

We? We got you babe!

So now is the time for the 644,000 of you who visited Wonkette last month and didn't give us money to throw us $2 or $5 or $500, but only if you are able. 

Because good wins sometimes, and we will be the last website standing IN THE WORLD.

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