Wonkette Email Of News For Aug. 10, 2023

Hello, here are some stories published on the Wonkette on Thursday, minus tabs, because you already got those! And minus live events, because whatever.

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Here’s Why Everyone’s Suddenly Talking About Folding Chairs This Week

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How Many Indictments Will It Be, DA Fani Willis? MORE THAN A DOZEN? Trump Must Be Terrified.

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Matt Walsh Has Thoughts About Hummingbirds. They Are White Supremacist Thoughts.

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Florida School District Shan't Have Kids Learn Romeo's Boner Songs About Juliet's Demesnes

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If Retailers Cared About Shoplifting, They'd Hire More People And Pay Them More Money

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Ron DeSantis Suspend-Fires Another Prosecutor Because *She* Has 'Political Agenda'

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Matt Gaetz Announces Genius Plan To Protect Daddy Trump

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