Wonkette News Roundup For Wed., Feb. 4, 2026. READ THINGS.

Afternoon post roundup.

Yesterday you had sick Rebecca sending you the roundup, today you have sick Evan. GET BETTER, US. Here are the posts from Wednesday.

There were tabs.

Number One With A Bullet. Tabs, Wed., Feb. 4, 2026

Nancy Mace, bein’ real weird.

Nancy Mace, Big Disgrace, Ex-Staffers Pouring Tea All Over The Place

This guy is a REAL piece of work.

Trumper So Inspired By ICE Goons He Attacked 'Foreign' People For Free. No Need To Thank Him!

All the ways!

How Is Trump Planning To Weaponize ICE As His Personal Police Force Today?

Everybody bein’ so unfair!

CDC Deputy Director Unclear On How It's *His* Job To Prevent Contagious Diseases Like Measles

Oh how surprising.

No Republicans Show Up For Joint House-Senate Hearing On ICE Murders, Brutality. Big Surprise.

OK, now I will see you again tomorrow, hopefully feeling all better and Rebecca feeling all better and everybody better! Later.