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Wonkette Weekend Reveals Shocking Radical Truth About Labor Day!
Yeah, I'd be out feeding at O'dark:30 and come across them. I'd make a hard turn and go another direction to do my chores. They're big and have pointy sharp everythings. Why risk it?
Ha, oh god I would toootally do that. That is an AMAZING hat, -and- it's pointy. RAINBOW CEPHALOPOD WITCH IN THE HOUSE, STEP THE EFF BACK