Wonkette's News of Today Is Death Paneling Your Meemaw By Giving Her Home Health Care!

Afternoon post roundup!

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Kamala Harris Proposes Long-Term Medicare Death Panels, At Your House!

MEAN TO HIM!

Mean '60 Minutes' Meanly Tells America What A Coward Donald Trump Really Is

The Christian oppression was coming from inside the house!

Jack Posobiec's Brother Very Upset People Can Pray To The Transformers But Not St. Michael

This is awful, and it’s also important. You’re lucky we couldn’t figure out a way to put “dying babies” in the headline.

Here Is Why Minnesota's Abortion Law Doesn't Say What Republicans Insist It Should Say

This is … what’s the word … illegal.

Ron DeSantis Will Put You In Jail If You Run Ads Supporting Abortion Amendment

Been a while since we had a good ol’ Ron DeSantis Hate Day.

Ron DeSantis Not Taking Kamala Harris's Hurricane Milton Calls Just Because She Claims To Be 'Vice President'

Ugh, TOLDJA!

Trump Ran A Catch-And-Kill For Brett Kavanaugh

Ugh, TOLDJA!

Trump Still Phone-Bones Putin, Sent Him COVID Care Packages In 2020, Big Shock

She looks amazing all ways, obviously.

Worst People In The World Congratulate Themselves On Lizzo's Weight Loss

Evan did your morning news. They were good tabs!

All 28 Days Between Now And The Election, Ranked! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 8, 2024

See you bright and early for tabs!

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