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Yes, this is one of those times she's not saying something evasive but comes out with something all on her own that shows another side of how weird she is (and how different far right people's thinking is). She says 'I live the life feminists want.' Didn't she say that? Because people know her husband because of her but not vice versa? I never would have thought of that myself as a something to achieve. I don't know anyone who would, truly! Is that what she meant? Godamighty. Try to get into it and you can't. It's a nothing idea.

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They slip into their black leather outfits, pretending to be 'antifa' people, and it's all really just a prelude to a lengthy mating dance. They keep their marriage fresh!

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Mrs. Prickly has a way better wardrobe, always looks so put together, and when she zestfully says "Hate re-runs?" you just want to say 'I do! I do hate re-runs!' Kellyanne never makes me feel like that.

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For my part, I would pay 0. I would pay 0 joyfully just thinking about not having to think 'torrid lesbian scene between etc....' Makes me feel I wouldn't change lives with anyone.

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I'm impressed that somebody can afford a multimillion dollar mansion and still has a plain old tube TV sitting on an old school entertainment console.

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The real scary part here, is that she REALLY looks like this. Fucking Horror Movie Ghoul.

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small dollar donors

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Wow. You’re more okay with somebody actively supporting the forced kidnapping of children from thousands of families and locking those children in cages where there has been sexual assault and a little kid tried to kill himself than you are a non-voter. That’s absolutely vile. You are vile. And considering you didn’t respond to the bit about poor people makes me think probably you also don’t give a shit about poor people either, which, given your favorable view of Kellyanne Conway, isn’t a huge surprise.

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Officials familiar with Sgt. JMK can now exclusively reveal that the trauma of her recent 56th birthday has been substantially reduced by what sources describe as the realization that Kellyanne looks old enough to be her mother.

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Ho-lee shiiiiit, that's some grade A toxic marriage.

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She is going to stick this one out because this is the closest she will ever get to the seat of power, and she well knows it. You've got to ask yourself how commanding a presence she was if Il Douche hired her for his campaign. And just remember, he did not originally hire her as his campaign manager, he hired her as a data and message expert. First there was Lewandowski, then Manafort, then, almost by default, Conway. She likes to crow about how she took him across the finish line, but she forgets that she took over the reins as campaign manager about 2 months before the election. She likes to parlay those 2 months into the most critical period of the campaign, but she conveniently forgets all the assistance by the Ruskies. What her function is now, who the hell knows? Her official title is Counselor to the president, but WTF. I would suggest he hire a real counselor, doctor that is, who has a specialty in psychiatry. She sits on sofas with her lady parts hanging out, and she appears on TV which her ignorance hanging out. She is obviously trying to pump up her CV, but she has picked one hell of a means to self-abnegation. She deserves it.

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Whose job is it to run around every day and flush those 13 toilets, may I ask?

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I stand corrected. Tjat's what I get for not verifying things before I post them. Mea culpa.

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Reading about their house my first thought was "still not big enough for me to want to share the space with her", .my next thought was if you changed square feet to acres it still wouldn't be big enough.

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I doubt she even knew what prime Trumpper material she was until she got in there and went to work.She had evil skills that she hadn't even used yet and didn't realize that she had until they were allowed to fester to the surface.

Now her festered face is fully fucked, so eff it.

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