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Well, supposedly the Ukrainian minister of defense said Navalny died of a blood clot, sorry conspiracy theorists—statement of some Facebook knob who reminded us that America is as bad as Mother Russia and Ukraine is fascist

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Jesus fuck, Putin is a known autocrat who actively has anyone opposing/embarrassing him murdered. Like, I don't know, Navalny? But no, it's clearly whatever delusional thing they're thinking about.

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I literally can't take much more of this shit.

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Oh ho, there’s so much shit to come! Don’t spoil your appetite!

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Her account was probably suspended for calling out the ghouls, spreading lies about the tragic death of her husband.

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If stupid was a disease that caused sudden death all the time, there wouldn't be any anti-vaxxers to worry about anything.

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What's Pfizer's endgame?

They're a pharmaceutical company. They're primary purpose is to make money. Now, they're pushing an injected drug through lying and fraud that is designed to kill off their customer base?

The anti-vaxxers don't even bother with a plausible lie for that one.

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Especially true when you realize that it's the 'Olde's' that are most afflicted with this thing called death.......and THEY'RE the ones that make Big Pharma most of their lucre......

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Sigh. Clearly the man died from "return from a walk" Very common cause of death in Siberian prisons. 🙄

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What’s the Venn diagram of anti-vaxxers and Putin drones look like these days?

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O

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a circle of jerks.

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About the same as the one for Republicans.

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Occam? I barely even met'em.

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Can we bring back something like leper colonies and stick all the anti vaxers in them? We could buy Baja from Mexico and then give them the whole damn place.

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That would suck greatly. Baja Mexico is a lovely and wild place.

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There's a good chance they and their offspring would die of preventable diseases before they had a chance to besmirch the landscape.

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Was Rasputin vaccinated? It would be irresponsible not to speculate

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The anti vaxxers were bad enough before but now their numbers have been increased by the COVID deniers, who have to downplay the pandemic because it makes their orange god look bad. Since there was no pandemic then the vaccine must be causing the deaths. Such willful stupidity. They think the whole thing was a plot to hurt that idiot politically.

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Like Trump needs help in making himself look bad.

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Scads of bad is what I want to see, as long as it's truthful, because the truth, I hope, will not set him free.

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> As you may recall, unless you’ve blocked it out, anti-vaxxers believe that “sudden death,” “died suddenly,” or any death related to a heart issue or a blood clot is secret code for “they died from the vaccine but we won’t tell you because want more people to die from the vaccine!

FFS! Today is the one-month anniversary of Mom's death due to a blood clot in her brain... despite being on a blood-thinner for A-fib. Far from being caused by the COVID *vaccine*, we're 99.44% sure it was caused *by* *COVID* *itself.*

<suppresses further banhammerable thoughts about anti-vaxers>

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So sorry for your loss, hugs.🤗

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Thanks!

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i am sorry that these people's idiocy is hurting you. and I'm sorry about your Mom

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Thank you.

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Feb 20·edited Feb 20

Wait, Wait!! I'm not going to read the article just yet. I'm gonna guess first!

They think he died of...Putin? No...doesn't sound right.

Wokeness? Did he die of wokeness? Could be, but I'm guessing it's more specific than that.

Did he get a Siberian beat down by a gang of autistic cossacks who were victims of an early, soviet push to terrorize thru immunization? I think I'm getting warmer.

Ah! Long shot here: COVID vaccine? Did Moderna kill him?

I'll take my answer off the air (while I read the article).

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autistic cossacks? Why autistic? Autistic people would be the last people to beat anyone up. On the contrary, they're the ones that get beat up -- by neurotypicals. So ... neurotypical cossacks would be closer. Sorry, maybe I'm too sensitive, but that just offended me.

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Because of the way the anti-vaxx folk believe vaccines cause autism.

C'mon.

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Sorry, that interpretation wasn't clear to me.

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Ah, shit...it was Pfizer. Almost wrote that.

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𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘠𝘶𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘕𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘯𝘢𝘺𝘢, 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘪 𝘕𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘯𝘺’𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘸.

Maybe she said something nasty about Putin and it violated Twitter's Norms and Standards on Dictator Criticism.

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I once called Bonesaw of Saudi Arabia the "Clown Prince/pig fucker" on Twitter and that shit got yanked in less than 10 minutes.

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Of course it did, he owns part of it, or one of them does.

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We laugh because it's funny, but we also laugh because it's true.

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"The fact is, it is highly unlikely that we’re ever really going to know for sure what actually killed him"

But we know who and that's what matters

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