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Really. Why does he give aborted babies a pass when homosexicans and lesbianites cause him to send earthquakes to otherwise kill innocent kids.

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I have, but there's great joy to be had sorting through the record bins at the Sally Ann and Goodwill. Thrill of the chase and all.

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I'm not so sure. Some fundamentalists cry at the drop of a hat. My uncle has been a fundamentalist minister for 65 years, and every time he starts to talk about how Jesus saved him, which he does about every 5 minutes, he starts to cry. It gets embarrassing at family reunions.

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Are they side hugs?

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Thank you for that. Paul was indeed a great man.

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BIG Off TopicExplosions in Brussels Metro (subway) between stations and Zaventem airport.

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"Cry sorrow, sorrow - yet let good prevail." - Aeschylus.

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I see everyone one of your posts ends with giggling. You're high aren't you?

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Tha fuck?!? We keep aging in heaven? Same deal in hell, or what? Asking for a friend who's considering his options.

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Sweeeeeeet, I'm hanging around this thread....

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What the fuck is it with the pedophile Jeebus paintings and statues? Enough already, y'all.

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Spontaneous abortions, those.

So, sure!

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Then we'll put them all in prison and we'll put them down with a lethal injection (if the fucking thing actually works.)

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Looks like a coordinated suicide attack. My theory is that these were the guys looking for the fucker the cops caught a few days ago. They figured he's going to talk and they decided to act.

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Moar Potato Jeesus!

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Have you seen the YouTube thingie with the brawling Easter Bunny at some mall in Jersey? Can't look for it right now, but it should be easy to find.

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