Choose Your Own Wonkette Top Ten Stories Of The Week Adventure

Choose Your Own Wonkette Top Ten Stories Of The Week Adventure

'Here's beloved Wonkette kitty and very floofy super chonk Bear,' courtesy of Wonkette operative Ziggywiggy

Happy weekend!

This week I bring you a thing I definitely did not know existed (once again courtesy of r/ObscureMedia) — a trailer for a Choose Your Own Adventure movie from 1995, by the guy who did Back To The Future, starring Christopher Lloyd and ... some other people?

Mr Payback, An Interactive Movie (1995) trailer [FTD-0013]

Honestly I love this kind of William Castle shit, and if it is ever streaming I will absolutely watch it, because it looks bananas.

And here are your top ten stories of the week!

10. How Has Lauren Boebert Been Hurt By Modern Dance Auteur Yvonne Rainer?

9. Steve Doocy APPALLED Right Now, Strangely For Correct Reasons!

8. Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Maple Bacon Old Fashioned!

7. Wonkette Weekend Chat All Pumped Up Over Student Loan Forgiveness

6. Wonkette Movie Night: Saving Grace

5. Trump Knows Real Reason FBI Raided Mar-a-Lago, They Were Looking For Hillary's Emails

4. Doug Mastriano Loves Confederate Cosplay And Also Conversion Therapy

3. Dinesh D'Souza Mule Book Had ERROR In It? HOLD THE F*CKING PHONE!

2. Trump Pretty Sure Ron DeSantis Going Single White Fascist On Him

1. Very Smart Trump Lawyer Like What Even Is 'Espionage'? Is That Like French For Jaywalking? I'M SO SURE!

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