Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Your Passion For Life
Hello and welcome to the weekend!
This week, I bring you a flashback to the greatest television show of all time, the NBC soap opera Passions! It had everything, it had Hayley Mills' sister Juliet Mills as a witch named Tabitha with a magic doll named Timmy that came to life, zombies, tomato soup cake, an orangutan love story, people getting possessed, musical numbers — pretty much everything anyone could want in a television show that somehow aired literally every day at 2pm on NBC.
Here is a clip from early on in the show when Tabitha was on a quest to ensure that Charity Standish, who had the power to become the most powerful good witch of all time, did not reach her full potential by trying to get her to turn to the dark side and kill her true love, Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald. It was not working out well and Charity got possessed by an evil demon, like you do.
Evil Charity & Evil Pendant (Passions)www.youtube.com
And here are your top ten stories of the week! The real ones this time! Because we're using a different metric!
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Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse