America, it's your future VP Aaron Rodgers! Just kidding!
Wonkette day of news aqui!
Short list for you today, you might could maybe even read all of them! But who does that? OH JUST EVERYONE! Here’s some tabs featuring TWO count them TWO famous Actual Friends of Wonkette!
Wank wank wank.
I love this post, everything in it makes me happy.
So we have a choice, it is “expanded Child Tax Credit and other Nice Times” or “Literally Hitler”!
Haha I almost tricked you with this hed on Robyn’s roundup, but I bet I did not trick you!
What if they had a face eating contest and they all won?
Another Nice Time!!!!
And this post mostly gave Robyn an excuse to say nice things about Jesse Ventura, who was not in fact actually the worst!
See you bright and early for tabs!
Remember, Wonketteers, today is Pi Day. It’s just a holiday created by big mathematics to sell more math, but on the other hand, tomorrow, you’ll be able to get 50% off trigonometry at Walmart.