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Wonkette news of the day, for today!

Evan and Dok killing it today. Before he left for vacation, SER did your tabs!

The 76 Best Christmas Songs of All Time! Tabs, Tues., Dec. 19, 2023

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Ellis and Steve gave you another chapter of THE SPLIT a day late because I forgot to schedule it this weekend!

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Seven

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One-two from Evan!

Look At This Republican Idiot Squirming To Avoid Saying Trump Shouldn’t Talk Like Literally Hitler

Bret Baier APPALLED Trump Said Words That Harken Back To Writings That ... Well, YOU Know.

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I invited you to my house!!!

A Detroit Wonkin' New Year's Day!

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This fucking guy.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Signs 'Fuck The Constitution, Sue Me' Immigration Bill

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This is very good!

Here’s Your One Chance, Clarence And Ginni Thomas, Don’t Let All These Billionaires Down

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And Dok says we should do that, so we should do that!

Poll: Huge Majority Of Americans Want Climate Change Taught In School. We Should Do That!

See you bright and early for tabs!