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Donald Trump is still a convicted felon, as the judge has refused to throw out his 34 felonies. Again, that’s Trump, still a convicted felon. [New York Times]
There was a mass shooting at a Christian school in Madison, Wisconsin, yesterday. That is a thing that happens all the time in this country, and Republicans don’t give a fuck about it. What else can we say? [CNN live updates]
Surprise, y’all, the Trump transition team wants to get rid of a rule where car companies have to report to the feds when their self-driving autos kill people. Guess which company’s self-driving autos kill the most people NO GUESS! [Reuters]
It’s weird how Pete Hegseth always takes the side of soldiers (white men) who have been accused of violent crimes. Wait no it isn’t. It’s exactly what we expect from a scumbag like him. Just another one of his sick patterns, we guess. Anyway, learn about the security guard who escorted Hegseth to Capitol Hill, and the violent thing a military jury found him guilty of doing before he left the Army. [New York Times]
Remember old Mister Pigbabble James Comer and his Oversight Committee investigation into Hunter Biden’s Ukrainian penis? Comer’s SMOKING GUN witness pleaded guilty yesterday to making up all his SMOKING GUN lies to the FBI. [NBC News]
This past Friday at my other place, I had to deal with the latest sick garbage from Pete Hegseth — his opinions on gays in the military, yay! — but I’m tired of his loser ass so I also wrote about the Texas Dildo Police (they’re back!) and some hilarious right-wingers having hilarious right-wing reactions to the Wicked movie. Hit that subscribe button if you haven’t! [The Moral High Ground / audio version]
It is impossible to overstate how breathlessly stupid Marjorie Taylor Greene is. Anyway, she definitely believes vaccines cause autism. Why wouldn’t she? [RawStory]
All these Democrat-appointed judges keep rescinding their retirements rather than letting Trump appoint their successors, and oh boy, Republicans are mad! [CNN]
Yes, make the loubia I mentioned last week, it’s delicious. (It’s like a yummy Moroccan comfort food stew. Vegetarian, if you’re curious. Vegan even!) I ordered Camellia’s beans on the internet (it’s a New Orleans brand), so if you want to go the dry beans route and can’t find cannellinis/white kidney beans in your town, you can do that, and I recommend. [New York Times]
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Democrat-appointed judges keep rescinding their retirements rather than letting Trump appoint their successors, and oh boy, Republicans are mad!
I am only grateful. Just imagine, "I'd rather spend my golden years, perhaps the last years of my life saying 𝗡𝗢 to schemes of rightwing lunatics than see The Worst President Ever appoint a single judge!"
Now 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 patriotism