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Fox News knows what Black people love, it is mugshots.

So obviously all the Wonkette readers are voting for Trump now too!

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Aug 29, 2023
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White Fox News Racists Know What Black People Love, It Is Mugshots

Evan Hurst
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Aug 29
White Fox News Racists Know What Black People Love, It Is Mugshots

Any time you think the Fox News white hoods can’t get any pointier, their white supremacist beliefs more overt, Jesse Watters prematurely ejaculates his opinions all over the floor. Here is Watters saying that “the Democrats’ Soviet-style tactics have alienated their most loyal voting bloc.” Oh no, Democrats! Jesse Watters says your Sovietness has alien…

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Jim Sanders
Aug 31

We can mock them, as we should, but the reality seems to be that they are impervious to shame. Let’s be honest that racist feel justified in their racism. The greedy believe they are just following the laws of nature like survival of fittest where being fit means ability to survive and prosper no matter what.

They are the righteous in their own minds. However, are CNN, MSNBC and others any better as they also are controlled by their corporate advertisers? Are there any true “good” guys or gals? A very tricky question since what is thought of as good or evil depends on who is defining it.

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Dave NELSON
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Aug 29

Can we call them by their legal name?

Fox Entertainment "News"

Or what ever their dubious charter is actually VS holding them equal to regular partisan but chartered as News programs?

Can we start equating them to Comedy Central News already?

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