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Next Markwayne should try to fight Shawn Fain!
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It was for sure self-evidently dumbass.
Fox News’s Harris Faulkner Retracts Self-Evidently Dumbass Claim Pakistan Expelling 1.7 Million Palestinians
It’s a high bar, but I can clear it.
I would have cashed that check so fast it left smoke.
MAGA Chuds Running Michigan County SHOCKED At Own $4 Million Offer To Force Out Public Health Chief They Hate
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
People are so WEIRD.
I *just said*!
First: Mill your wheat.
And that’s it for me! Stick around over the weekend and find out what Robyn has on tap for you, and I’ll see you bright and early Monday a.m. for TABS!