Gay Nutcrackers! Disabled Black Santas! And Other Holiday Monstrosities, According to Fox

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It was for sure self-evidently dumbass.

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Gay Nutcrackers! Disabled Black Santas! And Other Holiday Monstrosities, According to Fox

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People are so WEIRD.

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I *just said*!

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First: Mill your wheat.

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