It's Monday. Do You Know Where You Airplane Door Is?
Your Wonkette end of day roundup!
It’s a rainy Monday in Portland, but at least no airplane parts have landed in my backyard.
We start with some Tabs.
We’ve reached Chapter 10 of THE SPLIT!
Nikki Haley is a Lost Cause.
Hero cop — and I don’t mean that ironically this time — Harry Dunn is running for Congress!
Dare we dream of a Josh Hawley-less Senate?
That loser insurrectionist wants his stupid hat back.
This is sadistic. Full stop.
So is this!
Michael watches the Sunday shows so you won’t have to!
It DOES sound like him.
PETITION TIME! DEMONS!
PETITION: Tell Fox News Please Stop Making Grandpas Think It’s Real Neat To Summon Demons
The last time Wonkette made a fake petition (did not even make petition, just wrote stupid headline) to tell somebody to stop doing something, it was just as successful as the Target/Bud Light boycott, by which we mean everybody’s forgotten about it by now.
It's a plug, not a door.
Well, I guess this one time it was a door.
Carry on.