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>> Failed Florida congressional candidate and longtime MAGA enthusiast Laura Loomer, for one, said that Ellis' plea has confirmed her view that Ellis is a "disloyal wench" who has been stealing from Trump supporters by asking them for donations to help pay her legal bills. <<

Disloyal wench? But I never thought the leopards would sexism MY sex!

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>> Y’all! The eight, many of whom he likes, they ain’t had a plan! Y’all! <<

That's a good point, and so out of character for the Republican Party. Like the last time they wanted to get rid of something and replace it, it wasn't a Speaker of the House, it was Obamacare. And if I remember correctly, their plan for that was "repeal and replace", right?

I mean, sure, repeal the speaker, right? But do what you did with Obamacare and announce in advance exactly what the replacement plan is.

I'm sorry... this is just coming in... Breaking news, one moment... You saying...?

I'm sorry folks, it appears that over the last 13 years of the Republicans saying that they want to repeal and replace Obamacare every single damn day, they have not, in fact, ever detailed a replacement plan.

Experts are speculating that this bodes ill for Republicans being able to come up with a plan to replace their speaker in less than 13 years as well.

And in other news, have I mentioned the water-skiing budgerigar?

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