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James Comer Throwing First Biden Impeachment Hearing Next Week, Promises No New Evidence Against Bidens

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Evan Hurst
Sep 19, 2023
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Mark your damn calendars for next Thursday, September 28, 2023, because that is the day House Oversight Piglet Hillbilly James Comer of Kentucky has announced for the first impeachment hearing into Joseph Robinette Biden, for the crime of don’t worry about it, he just gives them bad vibes.

When asked if the hearing would reveal new evidence, committee Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) said the hearing is not expected to cover new ground and took a dig at the media.

“Well, I think that some of you need to have a refresher course on the existing evidence, so we’ll probably rehash some of that if for no other purpose to help educate the Washington, D.C., press corps,” he said.

Hahahahahahaha.

That’s what he always says. He goes on TV constantly and says he’s fixin’ to think about lookin’ at he reckons gonna any day now what you gotta understand about followin’ the money is that sometimes yer followin’ and sometimes yer leadin’ gotta know when to hold ‘em gotta know when to fold ‘em JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE JANGLE BANJO BANJO STRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!

(Exact quote from every time James Comer has ever spoken aloud in his life.)

Even The Hill, which is an absolute garbage news source, and which during Donald Trump’s first impeachment helped launder so many of fake journalist John Solomon’s Kremlin-infused lies about BIDEN’S UKRAINE CORRUPTIONSSSSSSS, is laughing at Comer here:

Republicans have claimed that then-Vice President Biden accepted a $5 million bribe in exchange for helping oust Ukrainian prosecutor Viktor Shokin over an investigation into Burisma, the Ukrainian gas company where Hunter Biden was a board member.

President Biden’s actions were in line with calls from other world leaders at the time, and emails among State Department officials from the time show it was Shokin’s failure to address corruption in his own country that led to the push to remove him.

Yeah uh huh. As literally every Republican member of Congress who works anywhere near foreign policy and was present at the time knows full well. Any one of them who says differently has dementia, is an anti-American liar, or both. (See: Ron Johnson, senator from the em-blue-ning state of Wisconsin.)


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And we make a lot of fun of James Comer for being irretrievably stupid — because he is — but he knows he’s full of shit, we are pretty sure. How can he not? All of this is just recycled crap from Rudy Giuliani’s Russian spy buddies, back when Donald Trump was trying to force Ukraine to help him steal the 2020 election.

Here is a box full of links to James Comer setting his dick on fire and eating it, promising Biden revelations that never, ever come:


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Jesus, that is a box of links.


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Know who’s on the Oversight Committee? Jamie Raskin is the co-chair, and dashing Dan Goldman is dashing fuckin’ Dan Goldman.

They and the rest of the committee Democrats are going to annihilate these fucks for sport.

OPEN THREAD.


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Marcus Damicus
Sep 20

"President Biden’s actions were in...emails.... State Department officials from the time show it was...corruption...that led to...him."

See. No new evidence needed.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Peter MacMonagle
Sep 20

Fresh Benghazi Nightmare coming right up. Forget governing the country. What we need is a continuous stream of bright shiny objects to deflect the populace's attention from infrastructure (THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN!) and other important stuff for living here.

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