Not too very many Wonkette posts for Tuesday, Dec. 23!
It's your afternoon what we posted today roundup!
Good evening, I’m in a hurry, I’ve got a daughter date!
We began with Evan’s tabs. They’re good tabs!
Gary gawked at the crackup over at the Heritage Foundation, where they’re being too racist for Hans Von Spakovsky.
Robyn is aghast that anyone would think Greenlanders would choose to become part of our Neo Monroe Doctrine. I’m aghast with the Trump quote in the first graf!
Christ, Bari.
BOOOOOOAAAATTTTTT.
And we wish you merry!
We’ll be back in the morning with tabs, and then very few things after that for the rest of the week! We love you, you crazy kids.
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Thanks to all of you for making this my refuge from the bullshit that is our authoritarian nightmare. My company gives us a holiday closing, and as of now I am off until 1/5. Huzzah! Time to crack open a beer! Oh, and an update in Chez lefty. M. Lefty fractured his shoulder when Bernice ran after a squirrel and he landed on the street. He is ok,in a sling and already on the mend. Goddam that adorable fluffy beast!
Merry Christmas, all. Twenty-one years of Wonkette-ing and still going strong.